Nadal is more conservative than Margaret Thatcher.
"I asked a bloke in the front row if he liked the serve-and-volley stuff," said Rafter. "He said he did but asked if he was going to get to see any rallies. 'Not today, mate,' I told him."-Pat Rafter silencing the Nadull fanboys
His red beard allows him to blend within red clay environment, so his opponents would never know where he is and then all of a sudden he will appear and smite the ball with his axe... errr, I meant racquet.