Your obsession with cycling clearly makes you a poof, enjoying the sight off hundreds of men in lycra, with pointy seats sticking up their butt.
I'll be at the Aus Open, whether or not Bolar has the balls to show up is another matter. I can wear croatian gear, Bolar can be the Serb and we can have it off in the Heineken beer Garden.
By being a wog, you were already a poof!
Now I have balls, but I have other commitments in January! Working at the Tour Down Under is more important than watching Tennis!