I picked up the phone... this was the beginning of the conversation
R: "hi Debbie"
D: "OH NO. we can't be friends anymore"
R: "Oh, you don't like that?"
D: "You can call me anything else in the whole english language just not that."
R: "What if it's not English?"
D: "I don't care what language it's in as long as it's not that name."
Ok, it was a lot funnier than that makes it sound