I love birthdays!
I just spent ages blowing up balloons to decorate our house for my housemates birthday! and I bought him a cake and candles and everything, it's so exciting! we even made a balloon man and put clothes on him and he's sat in our living room, it's so funny! although you probably have to see it to get the full effect!
I should learn when to shut up to stop myself from sounding like a weirdo!
Does he pop when you sit on him? Take a picture of it! I bet it's cute.
This almost makes me feel sorry for Britney, really. She used to be the obj...subject of my fantasies but her market value has really gone down after renting her space to that slob of a man KFed. Who wants his sloppy seconds??! She might as well have a bright neon sign on her panties that glow "KFED WAS HERE". Ewwwww.
Like father, like son
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks."
George H.W. Bush, 1988
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
George W. Bush, 2000
15.5 - 40.5 ... 2,1,1 demolition job
(fan club spots are still open! )