Originally Posted by Jennay
You'll love my bitch talk in bed.
Well let me give you a little advice. There are a couple of things you should never say to a guy in bed.
1) Never tell a guy he's stupid. Never say things like, Stupid that's not it.
2) Never tell him to go deeper if he's already all the way in.
3) You stink, did you eat pizza today?
4) To the right, no left, go down, up a little...a little more....a smidge more...okay that it's. Thanks, now get out.
6) Is that it?
7) Gosh, my last boyfriend was so much better.
8) Do you have the time?
9) Can you reach over into that top drawer and get me my vibrator?
10) Bend over