Wanna hear something really GROSS? (feel like I'm in junior high)
yes? I thought so!
(Skip this if you don't like to hear about balls of snot).
My friend Megan had a stuffed up nose for three whole months. She tried every day to blow her nose, but nothing would come out. Her voice sounded really funny, like she was holding her nose. Then, one day she tried to blow her nose and it finally gave in. This very large, perfectly round mucousy sphere came out of her nose, all in one piece like a bouncy ball. It was so large she didn't see how it could have fit in there. There were little rivulets of blood in it which looked like veins. It was so disgustingly beautiful that she didn't want to throw it out, but eventually she came to her senses and got rid of it. And then her nose was completely clear.
Hope you enjoyed that little tale. Don't say I didn't warn you!