Originally Posted by PinkFeatherBoa
Boa finished packing. Ever since Tim, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Boa had been large.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing spanked her, all was incredible. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on the farmyard gate to become a desirable doll.
Just then, there was a hot knock at the door. Boa opened it and stood there quietly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her tongue.
When Boa came to, Tim was holding her hair and looking rampant. "My love," Tim said huskily, "I'm sorry for the phwoar shock. I've been shipwrecked on a moody island for the last ten years, living like a cat on a hot tin roof.. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my teeth in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Boa could hardly believe her Tim had returned. "I will always love you, teeth or no teeth. Besides, you can cover it up with a pushchair."
They embraced casually and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was impressive.
I'm quoting this one, just because there's a (certain bolded) line in it, which I think a couple of people here might enjoy.
Viva this thread.