Re: Drabble Stories
A Frenzied Occurrence
Andy paced up and down, jiggling his big butt. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bimbo, had arranged to meet him here in Cincy. "I have something bold to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Bimbo was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Andy expected to see her bounce up, her bald hair streaming behind her and her brave eyes aglow.
Andy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather powerful for a delicate and hairy girl like Mary Sue Bimbo, whose tread was youthful. He turned around and found Andre staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Andre said slyly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Andy had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so ferociously. "Mary Sue Bimbo asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Andre, his chest began to throb completly.
"Oh," Andre said, humbly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Andy said and caught Andre by his pigeon-toes. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Andre said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a wolverine attacking a helpless duck.
From behind a wife, Mary Sue Bimbo watched with an arrogant light in her experienced eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Andy/Andre". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the pigeon from extinction.