Pete & Mr. Sporty.
Pete Sampras walked in. Mr Sporty looked quite scared. This time it was Pete who asked for a game. "Let's go" Mr Sporty answered. This game was the closest ever.
It was deuce but just then Pete served an ace, it was advantage Sampras. Pete served the rally went on for ages but then Pete played back hand cross court and won the match. So Mr Sporty wasn't that good after all!