And yellow hair... I couldn't care less. It's short hair I hate, not yellow hair. That would have been a HUGE improvement on the original bet!
But, let met just remind you: some people were saying his stupid haircut would "bring him luck" and that "he was no Samson"... And what happened? He's had the biggest mental breakdown I've ever seen him have in a Slam.
So... logical conclusion: I was right, as always