Originally Posted by GrosjeantheGreat
Madam Grosjeanite; heed not ze English and their petty xenophobia-since ze dawn of time many nationz hath been jealous of ze mighty France and ze suave, sophistication of ze French peoplez.
Feel not guilty, madam, for thy love and worship of moi iz only natural-many a winsome wench and luscious lady hath fallen for ze indomitable charm of ze Grosjean!
Yea, shun thy silly society of tea-drinking, stuffy Englishmen with bad teeth and small penises.
Don thy beret and move to Paris, where thy fellow Grosjeanitez will smuggle thee into ze country and welcome thee with open armz and a bottle of our finest vintage!
Betray ze queen of England and ze evil British empire!
I say, jolly bad show and all that you asumming that my preference for ONE french tennis player over so many others is in some way a rejection of my beloved England!
I know its not very PC these days, but I do love living in merry old England. Why, there is not one day that goes by when I do not enjoy a lovey cup of tea, while humming along to Rule Britannia. Indeed, it is a comforting sight to see the menfolk walking along in their suits wearing bowler hats whilst twirling their umbrellas.
I think its thoughly beastly of you to suggest that I should defect my homeland to go to France! and to live amongst tanned men with dark continential looks and sexy french accents. I'm sorry I can no longer converse with you as I have to find my passport!