Chicken legs, but pretty eyes.
I'll just call you homewrecker from now on.
Ok Viktor -- you need to add this to your repertoire. Don't given up on the litany of past mistakes the umpire has made, but this definitely has to be part of the whole thing.
It's all hypothetical. I like Simon and his partner being together, they make a lovely family along with their son.
His legs are indeed effectively non-existent, but I'd rather date him than any of the other top guys, if I was a girl.
I watched that live, and it was very funny at the time. I think Troicki bringing the TV camera on to the court, in such a rage, was slightly more entertaining though. I'm sure Troicki performing instead would have made Stakhovsky's antics more entertaining.