My uncle just texted my mom pics of my grandma in two outfits for the wedding.
They look so terrible I am almost actually sick from looking at them. One is a hideous dress that my uncle is bragging cost only $14.98. It is a hideous pink floral pattern and horrible unflattering shape. The second is a black skirt and white shirt, so she looks like she's off to play in a band concert or something.
So so so so so so so so so so so bad.
My grandma is worried about competing with the other grandma whose son will be docking his yacht at the yacht club
THAT GRANDMA AINT WEARING NO HIDEOUS BAND UNIFORM.
I am going to save her from this fashion nightmare!