Your life is not boring George! Probably extremely exciting compared to mine.
You'd have to lead a pretty dull life for it to be more boring than mine.
I'm sure it's not the case. For example, I imagine most of my friends are trying their luck with fake ID at nightclubs as we speak, as for me, well I don't bother, do I?
Not this again
I'm not complaining though! Unlike attractiveness, I can actually influence (to some extent) how interesting my life is. I'm fine with it being uneventful… for now.