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Dear Nole: From our lips to hunk-god's ears

Dear Nole

What was that garbageous display all about? You sucked. Royally.

Hope it was nothing more than your eyes hurting from the hideousness of Nando's Adidas attire. No one, BUT NO ONE, should lose 1-6, 2-6 to one of Nadal's castrati, er, compatriots. Double shame on you.

Look, I still love you. But one more poopyheaded performance like yesterday's and I may have to revisit my crush on Dick Cheney. Please don't make me do it, especially since the old guy's heart is liable to give out any day now. So pull up your socks, k?

Talk to you again. Hopefully under happier circumstances.
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What was that garbageous display all about? You sucked. Royally.

Hope it was nothing more than your eyes hurting from the hideousness of Nando's Adidas attire. No one, BUT NO ONE, should lose 1-6, 2-6 to one of Nadal's castrati, er, compatriots. Double shame on you.

Look, I still love you. But one more poopyheaded performance like yesterday's and I may have to revisit my crush on Dick Cheney. Please don't make me do it, especially since the old guy's heart is liable to give out any day now. So pull up your socks, k?

Talk to you again. Hopefully under happier circumstances.
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Let's face it, Verdasco just rules, no?
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Dear Nole

What was that garbageous display all about? You sucked. Royally.

Hope it was nothing more than your eyes hurting from the hideousness of Nando's Adidas attire. No one, BUT NO ONE, should lose 1-6, 2-6 to one of Nadal's castrati, er, compatriots. Double shame on you.

Look, I still love you. But one more poopyheaded performance like yesterday's and I may have to revisit my crush on Dick Cheney. Please don't make me do it, especially since the old guy's heart is liable to give out any day now. So pull up your socks, k?

Talk to you again. Hopefully under happier circumstances.
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Don't worry, he'll redeem himself for AO I'm sure.

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BTW Nando's Adidas attire is fine.

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Dear Nole

Did you see the disgust on Tomic's face at the end of your Kooyong match? Yes, it's come to this. You've earned the contempt of an opponent who's probably too young to have sex legally.

Thought I'd spell out the magnitude of your disgrace on Saturday in terms you'd understand, Mr Novak "Sex is what we're put on earth for" Djokovic. You're welcome.

Talk to you again. Or not.
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Dear Nole

Oh well, it was just an exhibition. Not like you've given the kid tons of confidence in your future encounters so he'll blight your career path forevermore. No sirree.

Anyhoo, I see Noleta's been on this thread. Don't you just love the nic? Wish I'd thought of it first. Great gal she is, too.

Although - and I hate to be telling tales out of school - she's apparently a big fan of the Mallorcan Mumbler.

I know, I know, I don't get it either. But at least she doesn't appear to be a Fedalite, unlike some people whom I shall not name <cough> pica pica <cough>

There really is no accounting for taste. If Snow White had an eighth dwarf named Flatulent, doncha think he'd look like the fart-faced Federer? How anyone can deify this pukesome blot on the tenniscape is beyond even my vast powers of comprehension.

Guess one woman's gaga trigger is another's gag reflex.

Talk to you again. The Sphincteral Spaniard is on TV now and being tested. This I gotta see...hope springs eternal.
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Oh well, it was just an exhibition. Not like you've given the kid tons of confidence in your future encounters so he'll blight your career path forevermore. No sirree.

Anyhoo, I see Noleta's been on this thread. Don't you just love the nic? Wish I'd thought of it first. Great gal she is, too.

Although - and I hate to be telling tales out of school - she's apparently a big fan of the Mallorcan Mumbler.

I know, I know, I don't get it either. But at least she doesn't appear to be a Fedalite, unlike some people whom I shall not name <cough> pica pica <cough>

There really is no accounting for taste. If Snow White had an eighth dwarf named Flatulent, doncha think he'd look like the fart-faced Federer? How anyone can deify this pukesome blot on the tenniscape is beyond even my vast powers of comprehension.

Guess one woman's gaga trigger is another's gag reflex.

Talk to you again. The Sphincteral Spaniard is on TV now and being tested. This I gotta see...hope springs eternal.
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Dear Nole

Another flattering scoreline, eh? Hey, maybe we can ride this Lady Luck to the title!

You know, if you don't win this, I sure hope Vladimir Davydenko does. Not that I'm a fan, but I infinitely prefer the Donkey to any of the three asses - Swiss, Spaniard, Scot.

I see Nadal's about to finish off Karlovic. Bet most people's first thought when they see the Mallorcan is "Clay King." Not me. All I can muster is "Combover waiting to happen."

Also, what's the deal with his "famoose ass"? Am I the only one who doesn't find that butt all that it's cracked up to be?

Seems you're pretty pally with the guy. Must say I'm really concerned. Did you misunderstand your new fitness coach's tip for beefing up: "Make dumbbells your best friends"?

Talk to you again. Meanwhile, never ever forget to thoroughly wash your hands after shaking Nadal's.
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Dear Nole

Dang. I was so hoping this AO would usher in the era of the great Djokovic-Del Potro rivalry. (Please go away, Murray.)

Don't know why everybody seems to be looking forward to the Nadal/Murray QF. They win so much only because their deadly dull style of play usually sends their opponent into a stupor. Just for once I'd like to see them do that to each other and perhaps bring the match to a standstill.

Suddenly I feel like Kissinger during the Iran-Iraq war: "Couldn't they both lose?"

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