Dear Nole
What was that garbageous display all about? You sucked. Royally.
Hope it was nothing more than your eyes hurting from the hideousness of Nando's Adidas attire. No one, BUT NO ONE, should lose 1-6, 2-6 to one of Nadal's castrati, er, compatriots. Double shame on you.
Look, I still love you. But one more poopyheaded performance like yesterday's and I may have to revisit my crush on Dick Cheney. Please don't make me do it, especially since the old guy's heart is liable to give out any day now. So pull up your socks, k?
Talk to you again. Hopefully under happier circumstances.
What was that garbageous display all about? You sucked. Royally.
Hope it was nothing more than your eyes hurting from the hideousness of Nando's Adidas attire. No one, BUT NO ONE, should lose 1-6, 2-6 to one of Nadal's castrati, er, compatriots. Double shame on you.
Look, I still love you. But one more poopyheaded performance like yesterday's and I may have to revisit my crush on Dick Cheney. Please don't make me do it, especially since the old guy's heart is liable to give out any day now. So pull up your socks, k?
Talk to you again. Hopefully under happier circumstances.