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Reasons that Nole lost

Since the fans of Novak Djokovic in this forum have a great sense of humour, here we go:

1. He grows into a Slavic hunk-god.
2. He was not wearing black.
3. Jelena showed up in the middle of a tournament.
4. Rose did not go to Marsielle.
5. Miljan was wearing green.
6. Marian was wearing green.

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(7) I was also wearing green So it's all my fault!!!

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I was also wearing green So it's all my fault!!!
Put in a number. Let's see when we reached 100.
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Put in a number. Let's see when we reached 100.
Ok done - and now I have another-

(8) Because Raine could not find a working livestream

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his new hair style is not sexy enough

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That was Number 9 ^^

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Re: Reasons that Nole lost

10) Our Fortuna has deserted us
11) Jelena has severely depleted his fluid levels. ( Kalisita)

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12. MTF is so freaking slow that we can not properly cheer him, thus preventing our positive energy from reaching him
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13. His longer hair is weighing down that already big head of his and thus messing with his aerodynamics (I don't even know what that means, but it sounds good to me, so yeah...)

14. Seriously, I think he's taken the criticisms about his ball bouncing to heart and is trying to cut it down to the extent that it's affecting his game. Should take another leaf out of the still-asspicking Nadal's book, "Developing a thick skin for Dummies".
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15. He's got Murray breathing down his neck (as at least one commentator likes to remind us ad nauseum), and the Scot's halitosis is stinking up his game big-time.

16. Having the squattest coach on the ATP tour doesn't help any, either.
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17. His recent shouts of "Show Me The Money" resulted in his Head mucking up his FH.
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(18) His white shirt diminishes his dark power.
(19) He is still in that filthy, sickly-looking green that has put off his red-hot passion (green and red are contrasting colors). He'll do good again in clay season by wearing that perfect blue.

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(20) He feels sorry for Tsonga for denying his chance to get his first slam. Being a nice guy (too nice and a bit naive), he has sworn not to beat Jo again in order to keep their friendship.

"If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
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21) He's saving himself to peak for a win at the inaugeral Serbian Open because he wants to give me a good Birthday present

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(20) He feels sorry for Tsonga for denying his chance to get his first slam. Being a nice guy (too nice and a bit naive), he has sworn not to beat Jo again in order to keep their friendship.
(22) Same goes for Murray. After beating him 4 straight times he knew Murray was on the verge of insanity and he loved his little Andy bear too much to allow that.
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