Ahem - I do not recall saying I was prepared to relinquish the loins, certainly not without being asked! And there was I singing your praises elsewhere...
It's OK dear - I knew you would object, - so I only borrowed them and put them to good use, whilst you were away
Now you're back, I will happily return them, and keep the eyes for myself
(Though somehow I seem to have lost both eyebrows and eyelashes en route
) But was a very pleasant interlude though - I did enjoy them