Somalian and GWH, if you refer to the 3% folköl that you buy outside Systembolaget I agree it's pretty crappy, but Swedish regular beer (5%) is no worse than Norwegian or even Danish. Go to Germany, Belgium, UK or Czech Rep if you want good beer.
The real shagging in a canoe beer is actually Australian
(could be North American though)
As if I would drink folköl. I don't have much class, but more than enough not to drink that. Norrlands Guld is drinkable, but as you said German, Czech, Belgian and even Austrian beers are of a better standard.
As for the Aussie beer that would be XXXX or VB
which would make cats piss seem tasty.