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unfortunately....mcclain will win.....obama getting disparate calling palin names and such....such a joke.
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Centrebet has never been wrong with the Federal elections here so I wonder if the same situation exists in the USA with some of their betting agencies?
Not sure about that one. Australians, as dumb as they are, are still quite a bit smarter than Yanks, and are thus more predictable.

50% of Yanks either forget who they wanted to vote for at the polling booths, or they simply fill out the box closest to the top of their page because they're a bunch of ignorant lazy twats.
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....you're with a girl on her sofa at 5am on a Saturday night when you suddenly remember that you forgot to check how your 3-ball golf bet went so you ask her where the remote control is so you can check teletext.
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In a similar situation, I've pretended to go to the toilet to sneak away and check scores on a computer.
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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

Obama cant win, all rednecks will think its Osama or related and vote oposite

Place your bets and take a chance now!
Just make sure the Odds and the Gods are on your side!


Suppose it is not that case there is a God. Then time is infinite, and you are an empirically finite collection of chemicals. Since time is infinite and your youness is finite, then you have had infinite occurrence, and infinite variation. Since you have been infinitely varied, you would have attained the ability to forward, or compile, your memories. Yet it is not the case you have infinite regression of memory from time immemorial.
Hence, God exists.
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... when one of the qualities you value in a woman, is how willing she is to stay home and take calls to check various sports scores during a night out, and do it with a smile.

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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

.....when u bet on Pesapallo. Then the next day u find yourself googling "Pesapallo Results" and struggling to find any matches.

Anyone know what the hell this sport is?
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.....when u bet on Pesapallo. Then the next day u find yourself googling "Pesapallo Results" and struggling to find any matches.

Anyone know what the hell this sport is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo
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Gambling on the homeless world cup soccer.
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You set over/under lines and head to head odds when playing FIFA, NHL or any other sports game on the Playstation.
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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

When its 4.45pm @ work, and you have to follow NBA.com on your phone for livescores.

The fucking useless site stops updating with 23.3 to play in the last, 83-83 between Clippers and Spurs.

Desperate to know if Spurs get up, you call around to see who's at home, and near a PC. No luck, cant get ahold of someone, so leave early, to get to home.

Spurs win 86-83 FWIW.
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You set over/under lines and head to head odds when playing FIFA, NHL or any other sports game on the Playstation.
You set an over/under on the percentage of possession you'll get in FIFA - 09 rocks btw.
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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

... when you and your mates set an over/under line for how many girls you shall hook up with at a music festival and place actual wagers on it.

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I hope you used the Asian HC concept of .5 girls to remove any confusion over draws and stuff.
Any non gambler listening in would think you were talking about trying to score a tranny or something.
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Two weeks back I won a whole night's shout and my ticket price for my mate falling short of the 3.5 mark we had set. I was on the under, naturally.
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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

.... when your role model/ idol is Owning Mahowny .

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