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Jim is on the dole and sponging off Australian taxpayers
Hey! youth allowance was the government's idea, not mine.
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....when you are on first name terms with your local bookies

....when you decide to use a free matched bet for the euro 2008 tournament but actually stuggle to find an online bookie you aren't already signed up to.



That's more like it.
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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

you first think of a line as a number rather than a straight continuous mark.

You're familiar with the concept of half a goal.

the name Martin Vassallo Arguello brings you out in a cold sweat

you find yourself drunk in a casino abusing the roulette players because of their complete failure to grasp the concept of value
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You fail all your Uni subjects solely because of gambling.
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You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.
I am playing only for money, including handicaps!

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You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.
I dont remember last time I was there..

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You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.
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You have dreams involving events you have bet on.
I would love to. The only thing I do before I fall asleep is thinking step by step the scenario with "Marty McFly`s sport book from future"(mentioned in another thread) how I would bet, what would I buy atc.
P.S. Of course it would have impact to time-space continuum so the results in this book changes magically too...I am not greedy ! I would go only for Schuettler in Wimbledon semifinal atc.
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you first think of a line as a number rather than a straight continuous mark.

You're familiar with the concept of half a goal.

the name Martin Vassallo Arguello brings you out in a cold sweat

you find yourself drunk in a casino abusing the roulette players because of their complete failure to grasp the concept of value
Hilarious!!
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...when you tail jesus with respect to a bet
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...when you tail jesus with respect to a bet
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Dole bludger hey. I want my tax money back!
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I am playing only for money, including handicaps!


I dont remember last time I was there..



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I would love to. The only thing I do before I fall asleep is thinking step by step the scenario with "Marty McFly`s sport book from future"(mentioned in another thread) how I would bet, what would I buy atc.
P.S. Of course it would have impact to time-space continuum so the results in this book changes magically too...I am not greedy ! I would go only for Schuettler in Wimbledon semifinal atc.
And you're a fuckwit!
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Re: You know you gamble too much when...

When you wager with mates on when you're going to get action from a female without paying for it. Either oral or intercourse pleasure.

Or you wager on going down on a female and being able to make her orgasm within 3 - 5 minutes.
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