Re: Commentary at its best
This was during last year's US Open. The presenter was announcing the current scores, amongst them was the Haas' match, which was in the first few games of the first set. A couple of minutes later, the same presenter is saying that a doubles match between Moodie/Huss and Burgsmuller/Youzhny is about to start. The commentator almost falls off his chair: "But how the hell is he playing doubles now???". The presenter: "Who?". The commentator: "Tommy Haas!!!".
The tennis equivalent of two old bald men fighting over a comb.