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post #106 of 25489 (permalink) Old 08-15-2002, 08:29 PM
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Whoa, you mean all I have to do is sing an obsessive love song to win his heart?! And make fun of the lyrics as I do it?! THAT'S GREAT! I have tons of songs that fall in that category!
Well bring them on! And I'll go get Juanqui some earplugs. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I thought you were content with that kiss I granted you.
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Exclamation OH NO! SHE ESCAPED!, Pt. 1

They call me "Hackie" at the mental hospital! But since the little wifey is gonna let me sing again, I prepared a REAL SPECIAL SONG!


You and your museum of lovers
The precious collection you've housed in your covers
My simpleness threatened by my own admission

And the bags are much too heavy
In my insecure condition
My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again

But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn't love another
I can't help it . . . you're my kind of man

Wanted and adored by attractive women
Bountiful selection at your discretion
I know I'm diving into my own destruction

So why do we choose the boys that are naughty?
I don't fit in so why do you want me? (Layla screams, "He doesn't!")
And I know I can't tame you . . .but I just keep trying

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Exclamation OH NO! SHE ESCAPED!, Pt 2

'Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn't love another
I'm on your list with all your other women
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
You make me feel like I couldn't love another
I can't help it . . .you're my kind of man

Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?

So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles
Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble
Then I find myself choking on all my contradictions

'Cause I still love to wash in your old bathwater
Love to think that you couldn't love another
Share a toothbrush . . .you're my kind of man
I still love to wash in your old bathwater
Make me feel like I couldn't love another
I can't help it . . .you're my kind of man

No I can't help myself
I can't help myself
I still love to wash in your old bathwater

::Becca tries to tackle me with the second strait jacket, but HACKIE ESCAPES AGAIN!::

*How perfect is it that my desktop wallpaper right now is Juan Carlos at the Australian Open, water falling from his head? *

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Well bring them on! And I'll go get Juanqui some earplugs. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I thought you were content with that kiss I granted you.
You're the one who said your marriage might be in trouble if he keeps listening to my loverly songs. And I just sang him another one, best get those earplugs soon!

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LMAO TennisHack! Your songs are hilarious! I'm still crying for laughing so hard. *wiping away her tears and trying to calm down*

You can always wash in his old bathwater. I'll be sure to save it for you, dear.

What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
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LMAO TennisHack! Your songs are hilarious! I'm still crying for laughing so hard. *wiping away her tears and trying to calm down*

You can always wash in his old bathwater. I'll be sure to save it for you, dear.
----------begin transmission----------------

Hackie doesn't want it if YOU were in the bath with him. She just wanted to make that provision right here, right now.


----------end transmission------------------

Thanks, I crack myself up as well Thanks for starting this thread, Becca! It's a great place to express creativity. And boredom.

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You can always wash in his old bathwater. I'll be sure to save it for you, dear.


Aw man..... that is just too much *vomit*

I lack direction.

Chocking makes me sad.
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No problem tennishack, it is nice to see that some people are able to appreciate this threads true intention.

Though if you change your mind there is still room on the
" I hate becca now" wagon - at least I think there is.

I lack direction.

Chocking makes me sad.
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Aw man..... that is just too much *vomit*
Can you believe that's a real song? I didn't make it up myself.


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Though if you change your mind there is still room on the
" I hate becca now" wagon - at least I think there is.
Where did this come from? That stupid Potato thread in GM? That just goes to show that some people get waaaaaay too personal about stuff posted on a message board (I'm talking about the Lleyton fans).

Let me know what's up, I'll beat them up for ya.

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Nah, there is a little more to it than that.

But lets move on..

SOmeone was singing?

I lack direction.

Chocking makes me sad.
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And what was that about his bathe water?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I lack direction.

Chocking makes me sad.
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Nah, there is a little more to it than that.

But lets move on..

SOmeone was singing?
Well, okay.

Hehehehehe, that was "Hackie the Mental Hospital Escapee." She is currently hiding out and frantically trying to figure out what song she will serenade her love Juan Carlos with next.

I'm sure she'll be back

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lol I'm not sure taht I want her back

*hides scared*

I lack direction.

Chocking makes me sad.
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Ok you people must know something do you know a website that has all the junior tournament draws for past years? 1987-1998!!! PLEASE HELP ME!

Good luck to:
Hewitt, Youzhny, Safin, Robredo, Mathieu, Chiudinelli, Wawrinka, Davydenko, Ferrero, Grosjean, Kuerten, Andreev, Moya, Malisse, N.Lapentti, Corretja, Gaudio, Coria, Escude, Novak, Nalbandian, Canas, Zabaleta, Ferreira, Clement, Mirnyi, Kratochvil, Arthurs, Draper, Santoro, Llodra, Rochus brothers, Arazi, Nadal, T.Reid, Voltchkov, Hrbaty, Dancevic, Beck, F.Lopez, M. Lopez, Pless, Cherkasov … and many more!


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The only junior site that I even know of is the official itf one.

Sorry

I lack direction.

Chocking makes me sad.
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