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Hehehe, it does have its moments, doesn't it:

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Marat chimes; "You go girl" and fakes getting all teary and emotional.
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Early in the morning, Marat is called to the diary room and informed by BB that should any more chickens be killed, the guilty party will be evicted from the house immediately. Marat asks "What if one of the chickens is ill, couldn't we put it out of it's misery... and then eat it?". BB gives a firm response "No"
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So sorry. I was on the phone. You don't like Jenn's Juanqui? I do. Well apart from the fact that everyone else seems to think he's boring, but he opens up nicely and his romance with Martina is steamy. Marat and Goran are the best. Just hilarious.
Perhaps just being influenced by our conversation last night, where we all agreed we like the edgy Juan Carlos. So far in my reading he's been a wimp.

But I agree, his fling with Martina isn't as bad as I originally thought.

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Oh I wouldn't say he was a wimp. But in the beginning, all characterisations were a bit sketchy. The story progressed nicely though, even though Juan Carlos never played a huge role in it. But yes, I like the edgy Juan Carlos. That's why I'm so enamoured with this pic. That killer look just sends shivers up and down my spine.

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Juan Carlos then assists Goran in cutting and sawing various pieces of fabric together to make a jokers outfit.
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In a burst of inspiration Juan Carlos comes up with the perfect theme song for Martina, Jennifer Lopez's I'm real. He also comes up with Elvis' A little less converation for himself.
Hey, good choice for Juan Carlos. I'm not sure I'd call him a man of few words, though.

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I like the edgy Juan Carlos. That's why I'm so enamoured with this pic. That killer look just sends shivers up and down my spine.
I wholeheartedly agree. I'm starting to get wanderings in our story as well, you need to post some more bits!

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Tomorrow. I'll work on it tomorrow. I have to finish the horoscopes I'm writing. I have a deadline and I just got another text to translate today. They just won't leave me alone.

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Predictably Marat and James are almost able to recite the whole Karma Sutra, as they brag of their sexual exploits. This conversation seems to bring them towards a more common ground; they both love women and sex.
James?! LOL.

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*James who brought boxing gloves into the house, gets Justine to don them and use his abs as a punching board. "We can have some fun with this" he says. He tenses and tells Justine to hit him as hard as she can. As she continues to hit him until she goes red in the face, he doesn't even flinch; "That's what you call, abs of steel" he says. Marat, Juan Carlos and Goran are becoming infuriated by his cockiness. Marat decides to teach him a lesson; "You know what. How about you try taking the punches of a real man?". James doesn't shirk the task, challenging; "Go ahead take your best shot". Justine offers Marat the gloves, but Marat discards them. Then throws all his body weight into punching James's stomach. James braces himself but remains unmoved. Marat jumps up and down, having hurt is hand. James smiles at Justine who giggles. Juan Carlos and Goran offer no comfort; "it seems" Goran quips, "that you punch like a little girl" The two burst out laughing. Marat's hand soon recovers, but his giant ego takes a more lasting bruising*
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Juan Carlos is prepared to take the role of the victim, but the other male roles are in dispute.

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WOOOOOOW! Blake won the first set in a tie-break.

What a fantastic match though. The commentators believe that tenniswise this is definitely the best match so far. And it is.

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A break for breakfast and Marat has returned to pursuing a kissing scene with Justine, even if it is not mentioned anywhere in the script. "Obviously, you will have to wear something appropriate for the bed scene, but don't worry we will be under the covers so nothing will be shown" . . . The bedroom door opened and Juju shouted "I am ready", causing the guys to rush to the door. Goran being the first to enter could not believe his eyes when he saw Juju standing there.... in a pair of workmans overalls!. Marat shouted "What the hell are those?". Juju was confused by Marat's question, but Goran quickly quipped "I think they are known as industrial strength overalls"
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Go James!!! Kick Lleyton's ass!!

Even though, you know, I bought him and not you

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Well I bought James but not Hewitt cause I thought he was too expensive.

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Then they will show Federer Malisse
Where and when?????

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Sami My captain. LFC forever! But John Terry rules!

Best of luck to: Juan Carlos Ferrero, Mark Philippoussis, Carlos Moya and Nico Lapentti. Tommy Haas is finally back! I missed you!
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I don't know. When Hewitt and Blake finish their match. I expect not in the next 2 hours at least.

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Ooooh Im so gonna have 2 see that.Hmm

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Once they have carried the babies inside, the 6 sit around the couch with the new arrivals and begin to thin up names. Goran and Xavier name their girl 'Baby' as it is easy to remember!
Marat and Kim amalgamate their names together to name their boy Markim.
Martina and Juan Carlos go for tradition naming their son Juan Jr.*
LMAO at Goran!! How could he have been kicked out, he's been the best character so far!

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