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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO!!!!!!!!

This is exactly my 1000th post. Lol, I saved it for your happy birthday wish.

PS - Of course, I couldnt let the bounce smilie out of it.

wooden jesus, can i be saved? i spent all my money on a future grave.. ill cut you in on 20% of my future sins..

TWENTY!
'97 ROLAND GARROS, '98 Stuttgart, '98 Mallorca, '99 MONTE CARLO, '99 ROMA, '00 Santiago, '00 HAMBURG, '00 ROLAND GARROS, '00 Indianapolis, '00 MASTERS CUP LISBOA, '01 Buenos Aires, '01 Acapulco, '01 MONTE CARLO, '01 ROLAND GARROS, '01 Stuttgart, '01 CINCINNATI, '02 Costa do Sauipe, '03 Auckland, '03 St. Petersburg, '04 Costa do Sauipe.
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Everyone is packing to go to the US Open?????????
Someone put me in one of the suitcases.

Leo, Pilot Pens are the love of your life????

As for the duo, Leos birthday is in some hours, so we have to make our mind already. Will it be the boring Happy Birthday then? I dont know any other birthday song in english

And to finish, I have a present to Leo.
Everyone is packing up to go back to college (well, Becca & I are; Leo is just getting ready to go back to high school, poor thing).

Yes, we can do regular ol' Happy Birthday. You should listen to the Beatles version, tho, it's cool

LOL, I like your present . . . I'm nowhere near 1000 yet.

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Just be around here while Leo, Layla and Becca are and you´ll have a 1000 very soon.

PEOPLE, YOURE TALKING OUT YOUR ASSES!!!!

wooden jesus, can i be saved? i spent all my money on a future grave.. ill cut you in on 20% of my future sins..

TWENTY!
'97 ROLAND GARROS, '98 Stuttgart, '98 Mallorca, '99 MONTE CARLO, '99 ROMA, '00 Santiago, '00 HAMBURG, '00 ROLAND GARROS, '00 Indianapolis, '00 MASTERS CUP LISBOA, '01 Buenos Aires, '01 Acapulco, '01 MONTE CARLO, '01 ROLAND GARROS, '01 Stuttgart, '01 CINCINNATI, '02 Costa do Sauipe, '03 Auckland, '03 St. Petersburg, '04 Costa do Sauipe.
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Just be around here while Leo, Layla and Becca are and you´ll have a 1000 very soon.

PEOPLE, YOURE TALKING OUT YOUR ASSES!!!!
LOL, I'm usually asleep when they're yammering away In fact, I think that's where they are now! wtf?!

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The board is dead. Theres no action here.

wooden jesus, can i be saved? i spent all my money on a future grave.. ill cut you in on 20% of my future sins..

TWENTY!
'97 ROLAND GARROS, '98 Stuttgart, '98 Mallorca, '99 MONTE CARLO, '99 ROMA, '00 Santiago, '00 HAMBURG, '00 ROLAND GARROS, '00 Indianapolis, '00 MASTERS CUP LISBOA, '01 Buenos Aires, '01 Acapulco, '01 MONTE CARLO, '01 ROLAND GARROS, '01 Stuttgart, '01 CINCINNATI, '02 Costa do Sauipe, '03 Auckland, '03 St. Petersburg, '04 Costa do Sauipe.
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Well, I'm off to bed now.

See you all tomorrow at the party!

When exactly is your birthday Leo (I mean the time) so we can congratulate you at the right moment?

Oh that reminds me. You never responded to my hints that you should tell us about your taste in music.
9:44 AM!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO!!!!!!!!

This is exactly my 1000th post. Lol, I saved it for your happy birthday wish.

PS - Of course, I couldnt let the bounce smilie out of it.
awwww, thanks hitman! and yes, Pilot pens are my life obsession!

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The board is dead. Theres no action here.
i'm here!

i guess i'm all alone know... i'm scared!

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The board is dead. Theres no action here.
There was a fucking AWESOME storm that knocked out my power for 2 hours Sorry for leaving you alone, hitman

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9:44 AM!
Pffffffffffffffft

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hey Hackie! where in the US of A do you live?

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Arrow The inevitable happens: RAIN!!

Cliff: A warm hello to our audience today here at the Tennis Masters Series Canada. We have third round coverage for you today. Today's feature match is James Blake vs Paradorn Srichaphan.

PMac: That's right, Cliff. This is going to be a tough match for James. Srichaphan (he mangles it horribly) has always given Blake fits, especially after that great Washington win in 2002. Paradorn has even taken some matches from Blake since then.

Cliff: Other matches for the day: Alex Corretja vs Stefan Koubek on Court #1, and Juan Carlos Ferrero vs Thomas Johansson on the Grandstand.

PMac: Well, Cliff, Koubek's always tough on the hard courts. He's a solid player, the type to wear his opponent down. He doesn't have much firepower off the ground, but he can run down a lot of balls. Corretja will have his work cut out for him.

Cliff: What about Juan Carlos?

PMac: You know, Johansson has been struggling with injuries the past few years. He Grand Slam wins down under were abberations to the sport--I think we were all surprised when he successfully defended his Australian Open title twice in a row.

Cliff: Taking out Tommy Haas last year, and former world #1 Lleyton Hewitt this year.

PMac: Right. But Thomas can give his opponent problems, especially when he's on his serve. He also loves a target up at the net. Ferrero will also have a difficult match. (There's something in his voice as he says this, as if he wants one of the Spaniards to lose )

Cliff: We'll be bringing you full coverage of James Blake when we return.

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Hackie wanders the tournament grounds, milling with the crowds. She doesn't like to watch her love Juan Carlos play, she's too afraid she'd jinx him. She was stunned and disappointed when her attempt to sabatoge Corretja's match backfired, but she saw the highlights that night--she found that Layla was onto her But as long as Juan Carlos was still in the tournament, she was quite content to wander the grounds, worrying her brains out.

Hackie notices the same tall, blonde left-hander in a match on one of the outside courts. She approaches the fence to watch (standing room only) and after a few games, learns he is Jarkko Nieminen. Jarkko seems to be enjoying himself on the court, playing toe-to-toe with the other player, Max Mirnyi. She smiles to herself, quite enjoying the feeling she has as she watches the impossibly blonde boy.

Restless, she leaves as Jarkko ties the first set at 3. She mills around some more, barely noticing as the wind picks up considerably. The next thing she nows, it's dark as night, black storm clouds gathering in the sky threatening to litter rain, and maybe even hail, upon the minions below.

Hackie becomes nervous.

As the first raindrops fall, she ducks for cover under one of the stands. She notes large crowds of people leaving the stadium under umbrellas, and suddenly her heart is struck with fear, deep, dark and black, that she'd only known once before.

As the crowds thicken, Hackie runs screaming towards the Grandstand Court. The rain is coming fast and furious now, lightning streaking the sky, thunder rolling.

She runs onto the now-empty court, fear and despair growing as she realizes her love Juan Carlos is nowhere to be found--or anyone else for that matter. She moves to the net, thoroughly soaked.


Met him in a hotel
Met him in a hotel
Beneath ground
Tell me that he's missing !!
Tell me this is one for
Lollipop Gestapo
You were wild
Where are you now?
You were wild
Where are you now?

<operatic> Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More </operatic>

I-I-I-I
have to learn
to let you
crash down
I-I-I-I
have to learn
to let you
crash

Met him in a hotel
Met him in a hotel
You say he's the biggest thing
There'll be this year
I guess that what I'm seeking
I guess that what I'm seeking
Isn't here

Met him in a hotel
Met him in a guess world
Guessed anyone but you
You were wild
Where are you now?
You were wild
Where are you now?

<operatic> Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More
Give me
More </operatic>

I-I-I-I
have to learn
to let you
crash down
I-I-I-I
have to learn
to let you
crash

Where are the velvets? Where?
Where are the velvets?
When you're coming down?

Where are the velvets? Where?
Where are the velvets?
When you're coming down?

You were wild
Where are you now?
You were wild
Where are you now?
You were wild

King Solomon's mines
Exit 75
I'm still alive
I'm still alive
I'm still alive . . .

Hackie cries and curls down, fingering the net like a lost child. She hears someone shouting for her--

Hac-kie! Hac-kie!

Juan Carlos has braved the rain to find her! She waves to him as he walks onto the court.

She is so grateful to see him, and of course he only looks sexier in the rain She kisses him, at first happy to not be alone, but then passionately. He breaks away and hugs her tightly.


I was afraid I'd lost you.

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hey Hackie! where in the US of A do you live?
Not in your time zone, that's for damn sure

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The next installment of the story is dedicated to Leo, for his birthday. By the time it gets posted, LOL, it'll be Wednesday where he lives

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Thumbs up Afterglow

Hackie yawns and turns on her side. She opens her eyes, surprised for a moment that she is lying on the softest mattress she'd ever imagined. She moves a bit and notices her clothes rumpled on the floor Looking around suspciously, she very gently turns completely around in the bed.

Her love Juan Carlos is facing her, asleep. He looks so angelic , as if a worry had never creased his brow. His head is turned slightly down, so it is somewhat of a chore to kiss him on the lips.

He stirs, then opens his eyes and smiles.


Juan Carlos: Hello.

Hackie: Hello.

Juan Carlos moves closer, to hug her. Hackie is filled with a great peace, but this makes her anxious. For her whole life, she's never felt "well" or even "still". She tries to shrug it off, however, touching his face.

We've got the afternoon
You've got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me discovering you

One mouth to every inch of
Your skin like porcelian
One pair of candied lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swin in a deep sea
of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break them
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way
Your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take
When crawling towards the pillowcase

You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swin in a deep sea
of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break them
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland

Damn, baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine
All mine
All mine
But you look so good
It hurts sometimes

Juan Carlos blushes.

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland

Do I have to tell the story
of a thousand rainy days
Since we first met?
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me
that ends up getting wet

Juan Carlos laughs and smiles.

Juan Carlos: I have to play my match today!

Hackie: I know. But I'll still be here.

Juan Carlos: Of course, I don't have to leave quite yet . . .

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