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much better

hey, it looks like TH has left us too... without saying goodbye!

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Ok, I couldnt even say bye on msn, since the stupid shit kicked me out and wont let me in. So bye Becca too.

wooden jesus, can i be saved? i spent all my money on a future grave.. ill cut you in on 20% of my future sins..

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Check out the classifications pages

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wow Becca! what an interesting site!

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HItman how dare you leave without reading me a bedtime story Omg

Leo, maybe TH just got lost Or maybe Hackie took over again

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This one is quite nice I must say

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classif...hildabuse.html

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I'm inspired to get a hip new hair cut all of a sudden

If I get a three teired mullet then all the boys will like me

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LMAO Becca! where do you find this crap?!

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I'm inspired to get a hip new hair cut all of a sudden

If I get a three teired mullet then all the boys will like me
but we already luv ya dear!

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Red face Hackie spies the enemy

Cliff: Patrick, it's been a fabulous tournament so far.

PMac: Yes, there is a surviving American player, James Blake. The youngster has been playing very well this week in Canada, and has a chance to go all the way.

Cliff: Today's first match is Alex Corretja vs Andrei Pavel. There has been a lot of controversy surrounding Corretja this week.

PMac: Indeed, and it only deepens as fans have spotted Ferrero with another young lady this week, though she has not been present at any of his matches.

Cliff: Pavel has won this tournament before, Patrick.

PMac: Yes, he won in Montreal in 2001, on the strength of a weak draw. All of the Americans went out early that year.

Cliff: We saw Corretja's powerful play against up-and-comer Richard Gasquet in the second round. He seems determined to reach the semifinals, that match where he could meet Juan Carlos. What do you think are Pavel's chances against the resurgent Spaniard?

PMac: Well, Cliff, Pavel has had problems since his breakthrough year in '01. He failed to defend his Tennis Masters title, and has all but faded into oblivion since. But I still give him a chance in the match. He's had flashes of brilliance since 2001, after all.

Cliff: Well, I'll have to disagree with you on that, Patrick. Corretja is just playing too well this week. I think he'll get through this match.

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Hackie stealthily sneaks through the crowd at Court 1, happy to note she draws no attention since being seen publically with Juan Carlos. She sits down behind Corretja's change over chair, in a pack of Alex fans. She notes Layla in his section on the end of the bleachers.

I have to help Juan Carlos.

Hackie watches the first set, feeling slightly panicky as Corretja takes it to Pavel, going up 5-0 easily. On the break after Corretja successfully breaks for the second time, Hackie gets as close as she can.

One baby to another says,
"I'm lucky to have met you"
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me

It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you (yuck!)
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you (NOT!)

With eyes so dilated,
I've became your pupil
You've taught me everything
Without a poison apple
The water is so yellow,
I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful
Vacuum out the fluids

Chew your meat for you (yuck!)
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you (NOT!)

One baby to another says,
"I'm lucky to have met you"
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me

It is now my duty to completely drain you
I travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you (yuck!)
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours

Sloppy lips to lips
You're my vitamins
I'm like you

Alex suddenly looks sick to his stomach. He blanches, but tries to shake it off. He gets up to serve out the set.
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PMac: Amazing, Cliff. Corretja has had the easiest time of it in this set, but suddenly loses his serve at love! A slight mental lapse?

Cliff: Well, I don't know if you noticed, I know we weren't on camera when it happened, but apparently Corretja suddenly made to vomit on the last changeover. I wonder if the heat has gotten to him.

Alex loses the next game as well, 5-2.

Cliff: It looks like Alex is calling for the trainer. We'll keep you posted, folks.

Down on court, Hackie smiles as she retreats from the stands. She fails to notice Layla's eyes boring into her back.

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22 hours and 11 minutes until 17!YAY!

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hey, it looks like TH has left us too... without saying goodbye!
No, I didn't leave, I was composing my latest masterpiece!

Sorry guys

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TH is back!YAY!

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ready or not...here he comes......
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If I get a three teired mullet then all the boys will like me


LMAO at mullets, tho! Quite possibly the grossest haircuts ever

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