Originally Posted by AgassiDomination
So my friend was telling me about the IDEAL guy and I decided to have a little fun with this. I think I'm more like this guy:
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning @ 3 AM to wake you up.
I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" in order to keep your suspicions low about what I'm really doing.
I'm the guy who will blindfold you and run off...leaving you standing there looking like a fool.
I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to cheer for the other team because that's who I bet on.
I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying, wipe away your tears but you have to wipe your boogers.
I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to, leave you behind and have a blast without you.
I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt only when I'm drunk.
I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead because I know you have a disease on your mouth.
I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell, instead I BRAG about what we did and how we did it.
I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with because if I don't say anything, technically I'm not lying.
I'm the guy who'll randomly tickle you just to hear you giggle like a schoolgirl because thats what I'm into.
I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk because no one else will.
I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night which should end around 10 pm, enough time for my next date.
I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you but wants nothing more than to grope you.
I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room because of how ridiculously funny you look.
I'm the guy who'll say i love you first because I'm not afraid to say it, I've said it to a hundred different girls, why should you be different?
I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling because I'm too cheap to pay for your dinner.
I'm the guy who gets sad when he hears your name.
I''m the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he did you.
I'm the guy who does mess with other girls while I have you on the side.
I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them but since we're being honest, you could stand to lose some weight.
I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset but let you go when the sunrises.
I'm the guy that keeps you down when you're down, makes you madder when you're mad, and makes you cry when you're frowning.
I'm the guy that isn't afraid to eat ice cream with you when you're having a bad day because when you gain that weight it'll be easier for me to leave you.
I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well then eat the soup and watch the movie by myself.
I'm the guy who is a hard ass and will beat you if you don't give me the remote.
I'm the guy you call when kids help phone won't even listen to you.
I'm the guy that will make you come pick me up at 3 am when I am drunk off my ass and 150km away.
I'm the guy that tells you the right thing to do or how I really feel, because you can't do anything yourself.
I'm the guy that makes fun of you for you because of what my friends think of you.
I'm the guy that will get pissed off at you even when you do something so retarded. I wouldn't want to be seen with you.
I'm the guy that is always disloyal no matter what.
I'M THE GUY WHO WILL WAIT FOR YOU 4 EVER IMPATIENTLY to get out of the bathroom.
I AM THIS GUY... one of many... who is a jerk, who'll treat her like crap and is a cocky SOB.
You forgot one...
I am a guy who copies and pastes shit from myspace bulletin