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To comment on current events inside and outside of tennis. I submitted this to another website and will repeat it here to get things started:

Nappy heads declare
Apology accepted
Now bye to your career

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous..."
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Sunday morning rain
Food in my Easter basket
Some bunny pasta.

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Sunday morning rain
Food in my Easter basket
Some bunny pasta.
you're an expert at this aren't you? i can never get the 5 - 7 - 5 beats rights.

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Costa Rican dawn
Clouds creep over volcano tops
Soon will come the rain.

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Hurricane force winds
Trees hug each other's branches
I go back to sleep.

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Gale-force winds in Maine
Buckets of rain in New York
Wish I were in Guam

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Costa Rican noon
I'm afraid I spoke too soon
Sunny with highs in the 70's, wind gusts to 50kph, remaining clear overnight with lows in the mid 60's.

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Usual suspects
Writing haiku prose online
Anyone else here?

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Usual suspects
Writing haiku prose online
Anyone else here?
it's but
They'd need our to write some
Prose without :retard:

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Columbine again?
Asian plus thirty-three slain.
Michael Moore's inspired

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Movement difficult
Perched atop this chair I sit--
I've diarrhea

Waiting for morning
Errands to run things to do--
I've diarrhea

Daybreak--not yet here
Restlessly moving like a
damn rabbit in heat

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I suck at haiku
This thread is just not for me
Go on, laugh at this...
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Snowing in April
I want it to be sunny
Global warming sucks!

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Excellent thank you
Everyone gets in the act
We are not alone.

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Pup sits at my feet
Sends unconditional love
I smile and exhale
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