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Definition of Sparta...



A term shouted in a loud and powerful voice in order to declare ones presence and stature (usually accompanied by a fist or spear raise). Strikes fear and horror into others. Especially effective against Persian armies.

An ancient city in S Greece: the capital of Laconia and the chief city of the Peloponnesus, at one time the dominant city of Greece: famous for strict discipline and training of soldiers. Also called Lacedaemon.

To ravishly fulfill one's carnal desires.

Opportune times to yell "Sparta!":
-while defending Sparta
-while defending Greece
-while kicking an emissary down a bottomless pit
-while leading the Spartan army into battle
-while in the Phalanx formation
-before chugging a beer
-after chugging a beer
-at random people walking down the street
-before taking a final exam
-in a crowded elevator
-during an orgasm
-in the middle of a heist
-while battling a monkey
-while brushing your teeth
-while waiting in line at a dining hall
-with a mouth full of cereal and milk
-the minute quiet hours start
-in your roommates ear when he/she falls asleep
-when you see someone get shanked
-while receiving a bj
-while giving a bj?
-in the shower
-in a public bathroom
-when the teacher calls on you
-when the teacher doesn't call on you
-when receiving the nobel peace prize
-when answering the phone
-after motorboating a bitch
-while motorboating a bitch?
-during a nasty case of diahrea (machine gun shits)
-while out to dinner with girlfriends parents
-Prior to introductions with someone new (ex. SPARTA!!!!!!....Hi, I'm Paul)
-While getting on a ski lift
-After winning an eating/drinking contest

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