I beg you all of MTF.
Sweet kind MTFers, I beg you, stop using this smilie --->
I am slowly losing more and more time off my life because of it.
It's because when I see the regular smiling smilie
I expect it to yawn. It's more than expectation. It's destiny. It's destiny that I see those soporific lips purse together.
So I wait for it to yawn. And it doesn't. I wait, on edge, hairs on my neck pricking up. For seconds, then minutes, then hours. Sometimes I turn my head and try to see it yawning out the corner of my eye when it thinks I am not looking. And sometimes it does. Maybe. I can't really tell because I'm looking out the corner of my eye.
Please boycott that yawning smilie, so that I may peruse the forums without fear of a sleepy gif screaming indifference at me. I beg of you. There's only so much time left before I'm stuck in an expectant trance . . .