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A lovely Joke from tennisanyone?

HELLO! HOTEL MIAMI


: Hello. What reservation please?
Ljubicic: [garbled] Ljubicic, tennis player from Croatia.
: Are you the very tall one?
Ljubicic: No, that's Ivo Karlovic.
Are you the baby-faced one?
Ljubicic: No, that's Mario Ancic.
Say, did you win Wimbledon?
Ljubicic: No, that's Goran Ivanisevic and he's retired.
What did you say your name was?
Ljubicic : I'm the Bad-Ass Ljubicic.
I found your reservation Mr. B.A. Ljubicic but it says here your first name is Ivan.



: Hello. What reservation please?
Nalbandian: Nalbandian, tennis player from Argentina.
Mr. Nalbandian, there's a problem with your reservation. When you booked it months ago, you got the Top-Ten special rate.
Nalbandian: Don't you have a Former-Top-Ten special rate?
No. We have these other special rates. See if any applies to you. [reads the list]
Nalbandian. [brightening] Aha! Hero-Of-Your-Country special rate. I played Davis Cup.
Okay, let me check. Oh, I'm sorry. We already gave that away. It's only good for one player per country per tournament.
Nalbandian: To whom?
Someone named Guillermo Canas.


Hello. What reservation please?
Djokovic: Djokovic, tennis player from Serbia.
Mr. Djokovic, good news, you just got upgraded to the Top-Ten special rate.
Djokovic: Yeah. I was wondering if you can upgrade me to the Soon-To-Be-In-The-Top-Five special rate.
I'm afraid we don't carry that Sir.
Djokovic: Well, do you have Number-Two-Of-The-Young-Guns special rate?

Let me check. Nope, we don't carry that Sir.
Djokovic: May I speak to the manager?


: Hello. What reservation please?
Becker: Becker, tennis player from Germany.
Oh, Mr. Becker. I thought you were retired.
Becker: Not Boris. BENJAMIN Becker.
Benjamin Becker?
Becker: Yeah as in Benjamin "I showed Agassi the retirement door" Becker.
Oh, that Becker?
Becker: Now what special rate do you have for me?
Well, we don't. We were hoping that you can occupy the deluxe "Andre Agassi" suite for $5,000/night for charity.
Becker: Can I get back to you on that?


Hello. What reservation please?
Roddick: Roddick, tennis player from the good old US of A. I believe I have the Top-Five special rate.
That's right. And you're also eligible for Hero-Of-Your-Country special rate since you played and are still playing for the Davis Cup.
Roddick: Cool!
You know, I can also give you the Former-Number-One special rate.
Roddick: Do I have to take it?
I've never met a player who didn't want the maximum combined special rate.
Roddick: Okay, but keep your voice down.
Oh, look if you get the One-Grand-Slam-Wonder special rate, you practically have the room for free.
Roddick: Is the Andre Agassi charity suite still available?


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Well they weren't my jokes but I'm sure she'll appreciate the comment. It never fails to amaze me how incredibly jerktified people on this board are comfortable with being
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Sondra, when I thought your lack of tennis knowledge and bad English were enough, you still has an awful sense of humour.

Poor you.
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i hope no one laughed at these

http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...&postcount=378

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O.k you don't find them funny, get a life
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http://www.menstennisforums.com/show...&postcount=378

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That will be the last victory of Rafa for quite some time.. With his joke mentality and pathetic game, I hope the disgusting player loses every single match next season. He's disgraceful. He should just retire. He's a joke.
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O.k you don't find them funny, get a life

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Well they weren't my jokes but I'm sure she'll appreciate the comment. It never fails to amaze me how incredibly jerktified people on this board are comfortable with being
I know and I tried finding a picture that said "that is not funny" but i coudlnt find one, lol...

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Yeah these jokes are mediocre

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The only joke in this thread is its creator
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OK, here's a very laugh-worthy clip. And don't you dare say it's not funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

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