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The GlennMiryni Laws Of MTF

Im sure there are a few posters out there that have read my Laws of MTF thread, and im sure there are a few more that have come across some of the outrageous posts made by MTF's own GlennMiryni The Great Blaze has put 2 and 3 and a half together to make this gem of a thread Without further ado, lets go!

1. Any clay tournament that Agassi has won automatically degrades said tournament to MM status. Roland Garros and TMS Rome are no exception

2. Agassi and Sampras was NOT a rivalry, due to the fact that Sampras won more, and in the slams, and because Agassi sucks

3. The only true measure of talent with regards to tennis players is the ability to serve, slice, and volley. Speed, topspin, defense? Phonies!

4. A player has no chance to win a match unless that player had match points or served for the match. Except when it is Roddick in Shanghai.

5. Any match played on a court slower than tara-ice-flex shouldnt be considered REAL TENNIS

6. TMC Champion in doubles> 2 time Roland Garros champ in singles


Thats all i have right now, I am SURE there are more, please people, enlighten me.

BTW Gustavo, feel free to make a thread for my laws and delusional arguments

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agassi does suck.

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Obsession is a bitch.
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GlennHumplick. Every thread this guy visits becomes a parade of bullshit trolling.
The main reason I've deserted MTF.
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Will Federer make a winin' record against Nadal in 2007?



enjoying it Mr. Jonathan?

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Another great call by Rafas numero uno fanboy.
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You forgot the principal law: the constitution of GlennMirnyi:

"If you disagree with me, there's about 99,9% of chance you're wrong"

A post that deserves to be on MTF Hall of Fame soon:

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Take that you bitch. In your face. And to top it off her son, Novak went out in the 3rd round, has been leapfrogged by Murray in the rankings and is only a little bit ahead off Juan Martin In yo face, biatch.
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indeed i am.

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Another great call by Rafas numero uno fanboy.
hows Ljubo doing these days? not losing to Mahut in straights sets on his favorite surface i hope

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indeed i am.



hows Ljubo doing these days? not losing to Mahut in straights sets on his favorite surface i hope
not much worse than your boy.
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hows Ljubo doing these days? not losing to Mahut in straights sets on his favorite surface i hope
Ljubo: Titles won 1, Finals reached 1
Rafa: Titles won 0, Finals reached 0 (unless you include the doubles final in Chenai )

and dont try to throw AO in the discussion

I'd preffer to win a title rather than reaching a QF in a GS anyday

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Ljubo: Titles won 1, Finals reached 1
Rafa: Titles won 0, Finals reached 0 (unless you include the doubles final in Chenai )

and dont try to throw AO in the discussion

I'd preffer to win a title rather than reaching a QF in a GS anyday
Ljubo playing his worse tennis in years, and still doing better than the great rafael nadal??
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not much worse than your boy.
awww! Ljubo loses 1st round at AO, loses Zagreb, plays like shit himself in DC, and now loses to Mahut indoors! Tough times for Ljubo fans

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awww! Ljubo loses 1st round at AO, loses Zagreb, plays like shit himself in DC, and now loses to Mahut indoors! Tough times for Ljubo fans

yet after all that, still having a better year then Nadal. HAHAHAHAHA
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Ljubo: Titles won 1, Finals reached 1
Rafa: Titles won 0, Finals reached 0 (unless you include the doubles final in Chenai )

and dont try to throw AO in the discussion

I'd preffer to win a title rather than reaching a QF in a GS anyday
you'd rather win Doha MM beating the great Andy murray in the final than doing well in a slam?

and how is DC going?

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not much worse than your boy.
Oh Ivan you're such a dreamer, but that's o.K I always enjoy dreamers. A little fantasy makes life a little easier.

And Blaze you are great at this keep it up. I'm sure by the time this is over it will have summed all my feelings about Mr. Glenn
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