Originally Posted by AD
Now when she comes up to you all glammed up, it is important that you say these exact words, "Baby, I'm sorry. We're not going out tonight. I just wanted to show you how fake this day is and how men are also tricked into buying presents."
That is another classic from you. Or an easier way is, just don't buy her a single thing, a present, a card (nothing) or even acknowledge the day, and then if she questions it, lay the facts to her. And if she continues whining, ditch the bitch!