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AD's Valentine's Day Advice (For men)

Guys, today is the day. We all know and agree that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a commerical excuse to get guys to buy flowers and chocolate for their girlfriends/wives/mistresses. We all hate it too, and for good reason. Of course, to your significant other its like a second birthday and if we ever want to see them covered in whipped cream or whatever your fetish is, we have to go along with the almost ritualistic process of flower-giving.

Take heart, my brothers! I have formulated a plan that can finally put an ended to this day. We must band together as men and follow the following steps:

Tell your girl to go out and get a manicure, facial, and that micro-dermabration thing.

Tell your girl to get a make over fit for a star.

Tell her to wear that red dress that just makes her look even more stunning.

Tell her to wear those diamond earrings you bought her that she still thinks are real.

Now when she comes up to you all glammed up, it is important that you say these exact words, "Baby, I'm sorry. We're not going out tonight. I just wanted to show you how fake this day is and how men are also tricked into buying presents."

When your woman hears these words, tears will form in her eyes from being overjoyed. She will thank you for enlightening her on the terrible hardship man has to go through every February 14th!

My fellow man, if we can band together and follow these steps, in three years we can put an end to this so-called holiday and we will be free.

This has been your Valentine's Tip of the Day.

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Now when she comes up to you all glammed up, it is important that you say these exact words, "Baby, I'm sorry. We're not going out tonight. I just wanted to show you how fake this day is and how men are also tricked into buying presents."
That is another classic from you. Or an easier way is, just don't buy her a single thing, a present, a card (nothing) or even acknowledge the day, and then if she questions it, lay the facts to her. And if she continues whining, ditch the bitch!
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O.K I love how men always bring up that valentines day is some conspiracy to trick men into spending money, like we don't buy gifts. honey we spend money too.
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O.K I love how men always bring up that valentines day is some conspiracy to trick men into spending money, like we don't buy gifts. honey we spend money too.
Women spend it willingly, we spend it because we are forced into it.
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If that's what you choose to believe. poor victim
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Women spend it willingly, we spend it because we are forced into it.
The number 1 rule is you don't let women force you into anything. Just be your own man, and do what the hell you want
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you all act as though it's such a hassel buying a damn teddy bear and some choclate, wow really getting into your pockets. and if you have a girl who expects the world at her feet for v day then whose fault is that, your dating her. Blame yourself
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you all act as though it's such a hassel buying a damn teddy bear and some choclate, wow really getting into your pockets. and if you have a girl who expects the world at her feet for v day then whose fault is that, your dating her. Blame yourself

When are you going to realize that it's mostly little boys who run around this site? Any guy who doesn't enjoy spending on Valentine's Day is a) a cheap piece of shit and/or b) gay...simple as that.

It takes a man to appreciate women and Valentine's Day and if you're looking for men on this site, you'll find maybe one or two...the rest are all little immature punks regardless of their age.
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The number 1 rule is you don't let women force you into anything. Just be your own man, and do what the hell you want
No, the number one rule is to treat the girl you like like a princess, otherwise don't even wasting her time with you.

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When are you going to realize that it's mostly little boys who run around this site? Any guy who doesn't enjoy spending on Valentine's Day is a) a cheap piece of shit and/or b) gay...simple as that.

It takes a man to appreciate women and Valentine's Day and if you're looking for men on this site, you'll find maybe one or two...the rest are all little immature punks regardless of their age.

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No, the number one rule is to treat the girl you like like a princess, otherwise don't even wasting her time with you.




Maybe if the girl is your daughter, but otherwise, no way
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you all act as though it's such a hassel buying a damn teddy bear and some choclate, wow really getting into your pockets. and if you have a girl who expects the world at her feet for v day then whose fault is that, your dating her. Blame yourself
Why can't you be happy with a guy without all of that on V Day?
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No, the number one rule is to treat the girl you like like a princess, otherwise don't even wasting her time with you.




Well if she isn't a princess, then there is no sense in making her feel like one. I wouldn't want to put her in a dream world.
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Well if she isn't a princess, then there is no sense in making her feel like one. I wouldn't want to put her in a dream world.
Exactly, why would you want to treat a normal person like a princess
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Exactly, why would you want to treat a normal person like a princess
Because she's supposed to be the most important woman in your life? Just saying.

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Well if she isn't a princess, then there is no sense in making her feel like one. I wouldn't want to put her in a dream world.
I'm not talking about buying her a castle and a pony.
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