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The Story Thread

I search through this forum and didn't see any thing like a story thread so I will start one.

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On the morning before the "Pacific Life Open 2004 finals with T. Henman, Federer walked in the locker room and to his surprise he saw...
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a mysterious brown parcel lying next to his racquet bag. Bursting with curiosity, he ripped open the package and gasped in awe...

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it had a canadian post mark and he thought it might be from greg rusedski but shook head and thought it cant be and proceeded to open it in a hurry and his eyebrows raised and he was surpised as he saw......
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that although it was postmarked from Canada it had only ended up in that vast land by a mistake of the Venezuelan mailing system and had in fact been sitting in a backroom of a Winnepeg shipping facility for 6 years before being discovered by an attentive employee. He searched for a name on the...
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sticker and it had T.H then roger put clues together and realised T for tim and H for Henman, he was horrifed to find a stack of videos dating back to basle 1998 and picture of tim and lucy sticking their tounge out...he decided the best thing to do was to.....
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cut that bastard's tongue out with the jagged metal from a recently opened can of tennis balls. But then Rogi thought a moment and decided that would not be in keeping with the placid image he had established among the tennis-watching public. So he resolved to...
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pummle the bastard on court ...he knew he could do this as his form had been awe inspiring all week, his target had squeezed past roddick in the quarters, what roger really wanted to do was punch him in the face and put cold spaghetti in his kit bag but he decided to proceed with the match and ignored hemans childish graffiti on the wall which said.........

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"Get ready for some hot delicious bagels." Trying hard to erase the horrifying image off his mind, Roger threw the video tapes and photo into the locker and banged the door shut. The match was about to begin in 10 minutes. He gave himself a last minute check in the mirror and adjusted his headband, making sure the Nike Swoosh was perfectly aligned with his widow's peak. He was also careful not to leave any fraying strands hang out. Suddenly, he discovered a reflection in the mirror which alarmed him...

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it was paul annacone standing outside toilet cubicle he could see, roger continued ot study reflection and it was paul annocone with head in hands and roger could hear earth wind and fire coming from toilet cubicle, was tim finally shitting himself???? roger suddenly felt a warm glow, huge grin come over him, he licked his lips and made his way through he corridor.......

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The corridor, however, turned out to be another one of Tiny Tim's tricks to discourage Roger. The corridor strongly resembled The Alice in Wonderland Maze! Oh no, it seems like Rogi was in...

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deep shit. However, Roger used his common practice of going into the mental state of "HappyHappyLand", and escaped without experiencing any of the horrors that manifested in Timbo's corridor. Then to his delight, he saw...

Yogurt
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frozen yoghurt! But he remembered that his old coach, Peter Lundgren, had told him not to eat any of that. Fattening it is. But what...

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the hell was he worrying about Peter for, anyway? He fired him over this very issue a few months ago. Roger hadn't leaked the information to the press, of course, because the public would think it was petty to fire your coach over a frozen yoghurt dispute. But they didn't understand. Roger was a yogurtaholic! He NEEDED that yogurt, the surge of fructose in his system. He grabbed a spoon and...
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then he saw T.H. eating the frozen yoghurt! Oh no, Roger thought. He was absolutely furious and realized that he wouldn't be beaten on the culinary level next to being beaten on the tennis court. So, Rogi decided to...

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