Ok it's not really a joke but I just received it from my friend and though it was pretty funny! Girls will like it I'm quite sure LOL..sorry for the big letters but I'm too lazy to write it again...I just paste it
Mind you I didn't write it
so please guy don't get angry and jump on me
WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
-THE NICE MEN ARE UGLY.
-THE HANDSOME MEN ARE NOT NICE.
-THE HANDSOME AND NICE MEN ARE GAY.
-THE HANDSOME, NICE AND HETEROSEXUAL MEN ARE MARRIED.
-THE MEN WHO ARE NOT SO HANDSOME, BUT ARE NICE MEN, HAVE NO MONEY.
-THE MEN WHO ARE NOT SO HANDSOME, BUT NICE MEN WITH MONEY, THINK WE ARE AFTER THEIR MONEY.
-THE HANDSOME MEN WITHOUT MONEY ARE AFTER OUR MONEY.
-THE HANDSOME MEN, WHO ARE NOT SO NICE AND SOMEWHAT HETEROSEXUAL, DON'T THINK WE ARE BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH.
-THE MEN WHO THINK WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, THAT ARE HETEROSEXUAL, SOMEWHAT NICE, HAVE MONEY, ARE COWARDS.
-THE MEN WHO ARE SOMEWHAT HANDSOME, SOMEWHAT NICE AND HAVE SOME MONEY AND THANK GOD ARE HETEROSEXUAL, ARE SHY AND NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
-THE MEN WHO NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE, AUTOMATICALLY LOSE INTEREST IN US WHEN WE TAKE THE INITIATIVE.
NOW WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?
MEN ARE LIKE FINE WINE ..... THEY ALL START OUT LIKE GRAPES, AND IT IS OUR JOB TO STOMP ON THEM AND KEEP THEM IN THE DARK UNTIL THEY MATURE INTO SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH.