The bunny one is quite sweet Mrs. B.
An American family who were touring Spain decided to stop at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, the father noticed a sizzling scrumptious-looking plate being served at the next table. Not only did it look good but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah, señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull-fight this morning. An absolute delicacy." The American, though momentarily daunted said, "What the hell! I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I'm sorry señor, there's only one bull-fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his plate, he called to the waiter and asked, "These are delicious, but they're much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Sí señor, sometimes the bull wins!"