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post #1 of 99 (permalink) Old 12-05-2006, 05:12 AM Thread Starter
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"This thread sucks" form

In the off season when people are bored and the quality of MTF GM discussion drops even lower I think a "this thread sucks" form is necessary to evaluate threads.

I evaluated Rafa=FedKilla's "I am leaving thread" here. Rafa = Fed Killa in here to stay

Any suggestions to add to the form?


THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies)

[_] This topic did not need a separate thread
[_] Fake account
[_] It asks when and/or will Nadal become #1 in the world
[_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited
[_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world
[_] It is a lame ass troll attempt
[_] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread
[_] It was started by Rafa=FedKilla
[_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it
[_] It contains the Croatian contingent in a argument either among themselves or with others
[_] It was started by JustCause
[_] Original Posters grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old
[_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss
[_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time
[_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss
[_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match
[_] It proclaims a 16-18 year olds career is finished after a couple of first round losses
[_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line
[_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend
[_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clowns chances at a clay event or in a individual match against a competent clay player
[_] It is the annual thread where people bitch about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass
[_] LOL Jerry Seinfeld
[_] To much sex talk in this thread
[_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence
[_] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected few first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X
[_] Use the damn search engine
[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
[_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs
[_] Cramp is called a injury
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis
[_] Wrong forum, douche
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Re: "This thread sucks" form

Great idea.

Here are a few more suggestions:

[_] Leurn haw too spel far fook's saiyke
[_] Deivid posted in this thread
[_] Not enough/ too much Federer fawning
[_] Not enough/ too much discussion about the size, shape, texture and mass of Nadal's buttocks
[_] I want to see more Jerry Seinfeld vs. Mistatool arseclowning wars
[_] Users should learn to read before they post
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looking for votes for the GM Poster of the Year

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post #4 of 99 (permalink) Old 12-05-2006, 07:36 AM
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[_] Bandwagoning is a disease, that can be cured.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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[_] Bandwagoning is a disease, that can be cured.
You're beginning to sound like R=FK and that is scaring me
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You're beginning to sound like R=FK and that is scaring me
I could never be that sage or gifted.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Great idea.

Here are a few more suggestions:

[_] Leurn haw too spel far fook's saiyke
[_] Deivid posted in this thread
[_] Not enough/ too much Federer fawning
[_] Not enough/ too much discussion about the size, shape, texture and mass of Nadal's buttocks
[_] I want to see more Jerry Seinfeld vs. Mistatool arseclowning wars
[_] Users should learn to read before they post


Another bad attempt at being funny, keep trying son
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Another bad attempt at being funny, keep trying son


This guy is like a moth attracted to a lightbulb
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[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
There goes GlennMiryni's posting abilities.

David Nalbandian /.\ Marcos Baghdatis /.\ Juan Martin Del Potro /.\ Alejandro Falla /.\ Bernard Tomic /.\ Gustavo Kuerton /.\
/.\Roger Federer /.\

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Watch your hero getting schooled by Nalbandian like this pansy again.
At least this pansy took 6 games from Nalby whilst your hero took 3 games in Madrid.
Oct/Nov 2007: There was a time in history when the quality of a tennis player was determined by how many games he won off David Nalbandian.
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[ ] it says Nalbandian is better than Federer when he wants to.
[ ] it was posted by Hitchhiker
[ ] states in any form that Murray will be #1
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[ ] Xrissie thread

"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another" .. Madonna

Drooling after Schuettler, Bolelli, Volandri, Starace (short haired version), ToJo, Tursunov, Alves, Davydenko, Djokovic, Petzschner, Ferrero, Simon, Qureshi
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looking for votes for the GM Poster of the Year
im only interested in arseclown votes
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There goes GlennMiryni's posting abilities.


Although this time he's right. I would never take seriously a thread where someone claims any player is better than Federer.

Nalbandian - JMDP - Djokovic - Nadal - Mathieu - Verdasco - Coria - Tipsarevic - Nieminen - Calleri
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looking for votes for the GM Poster of the Year
takes the words right out of my mouth.

But it's still a better thread than most threads in GM, hitchhiker!
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[X] Wrong forum, douche

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