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post #91 of 99 (permalink) Old 01-14-2008, 12:45 PM
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[X] Thread from more than six months ago is bumped to start a war.

I'm not trying to start a war, but anyway... any updates?

This thread sucks because:
[_] Assumes cheating by X Player without any decent proof.
[_] Talks about "List of Levels" of players.
[_] Considers every regular french or british youngster with chances to make a GS final.
[_] Nalbandian at his best vs. Federer at his best
[_] Some uses of the time machine that would make Marty McFly feel embarrased (Borg vs. Muster vs. Kuerten vs. Nadal, Becker vs. Sampras vs. Federer, Robredo vs. Rios, etc.)
[_] Talks about Hewitt's chances at any Slam.

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This thread sucks because:
[_] it is started by Clay Death
[_] it will never end as Clay Death posts in it and he never knows when to stop

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[_] it introduces an new idea that Mr Disney might approve
[_] yet another knee-jerk reaction to an unexpected result
[_] Djokovic is not the enemy of tennis
[_] TOO LATE!!! 1 or more threads have already been started for this result
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could someone collate all these categories into ONE post?

then I'll really have a weapon in GM

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post #95 of 99 (permalink) Old 02-10-2009, 10:33 PM
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my selection
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THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies)

[_] This topic did not need a separate thread
[_] Fake account
[_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited
[_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world
[_] It is a lame ass troll attempt
[_] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread
[_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it
[_] It was started by JustCause
[_] Original Posters grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old
[_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss
[_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time
[_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss
[_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match
[_] It proclaims a 16-18 year olds career is finished after a couple of first round losses
[_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line
[_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend
[_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clown's chances at a clay event or in a individual match against a competent clay player
[_] It is the annual thread where people bitch about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass
[_] To much sex/perv talk in this thread
[_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence
[_] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X
[_] Use the damn search engine
[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
[_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs
[_] Cramp is called a injury
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis
[_] Wrong forum, douche
[_] Leurn haw too spel far fook's saiyke
[_] Not enough/ too much Federer fawning
[_] Not enough/ too much discussion about the size, shape, texture and mass of Nadal's buttocks
[_] Users should learn to read before they post
[_] Bandwagoning is a disease, that can be cured.
[_] it says Nalbandian is better than Federer when he wants to.
[_] it was posted by Hitchhiker
[_] states in any form that Murray will be #1
[_] It proclaims that the World Number 1000 has a stellar future because he took a top 20 player to a tiebreak and even broke him once even though the top 50 player was playing like he was warming up and laughing throughout the match and exchanging SMS with his lover during changeovers.
[_] It asks who will win the ...<AO/RG/W/USO>... a year (or more) from today.
[_] Has the word cupcake in the subject line.
[_] GlennMirnyi has started trolling in here.
[_] Thread starter has absolutely no idea about match-ups and other basic tennis fundamentals (a la adee-gee)
[_] Just Cause posted in any way, shape, or form
[_] The first post is the only funny post in the whole thread
[_] The thread was started by FedFan_2007
[_] (insert annoying troll of the month here) posted, was mentioned, quoted, or was in any way involved in this thread
[_ ] It is the annual bash-the-Americans for not attending Monte Carlo thread
[_] It is the biannual "When will Roger make the cover of SI?" whine thread from the Fedtards
[_] Thread started by poster whose username involves some part of their favorite player. (Rafa's Wedgie, Nalbandian_Feet)
[_] Thread from more than six months ago is bumped to gloat/start a war.
[_] Assumes cheating by X Player without any decent proof.
[_] Considers every regular french or british youngster with chances to make a GS final.
[_] Nalbandian at his best vs. Federer at his best
[_] Some uses of the time machine that would make Marty McFly feel embarrased (Borg vs. Muster vs. Kuerten vs. Nadal, Becker vs. Sampras vs. Federer, Robredo vs. Rios, etc.)
[_] Talks about Hewitt's chances at any Slam.
[_] it is started by Clay Death
[_] it will never end as Clay Death posts in it and he never knows when to stop
[_] yet another knee-jerk reaction to an unexpected result :retard:
[_] TOO LATE!!! 1 or more threads have already been started for this result



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We need a new one nowadays:

[ ] Clydey started posting here and we know this will become an infinite Murray vs the world thread.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie the Cat View Post
This thread sucks because:
[_] it is started by Clay Death
[_] it will never end as Clay Death posts in it and he never knows when to stop
This one still applies consistently today.

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post #99 of 99 (permalink) Old 11-19-2011, 06:39 AM
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I have always wondered about this thread and had never read it and now that I have

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