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Sexual no-nos

Simple question.
Things you tried and don't like, or things that turn you off so much that you'll never try.

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I don't like really severe back scratching that ends in scabs forming, also I had women trying to be too elaborate with their moves, riding you like a rodeo or sucking my dick like it's some sort of pogo stick for the head, it's better having a subservient lady IMO. I know this isn't sex realated, but I don't like the point where the partner finds it funny to fart in front of you pushing your nose under the covers or picking earwax chunks out with bloody hairclips, I find bad manners a turning point in a relationship. There needs to be a mutual respect. Also body hair needs to be kept on top of before anything curly is protruding or legs/belly becomes like sandpaper.
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don't like doing anal.
don't like doing oral.

that's about it

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i know i'm a guy, but i don't like sex without foreplay. i really enjoy the teasing, if you can't tease me then forget about it. (not really)

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I remember going to a sand bike race and walking along the promenade and then these gorgeous group asked me singularly if I wanted a blow-job. I was 17 at the time and that was too much. The main protagonist was 14 I think but looked about 18 and said she'd fuck me if it wasn't that time of month. She was a stunner and I went back to her house to hear her mum scream 'not another lad'. kind of put me off her and the following week I met her mate that I thought was way too skinny. The days went by and my mates asked me if i shagged that lass cos she was so sexy but truth be told I was a virgin and didn't shag a lass till weeks later. Wish I slept with that lass though because she was beautiful, just from a poor background, I don't care for background now

The no-no is beautiful girls asking a 17 year old to be their slave. Now of course this isn't so bad

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I can expand on that story, it's quite tragic for her mates. Sad in fact. They'd phone me for phone sex and arrange a meeting. I went there with one of my top mates from school, saw her coming round the corner and thought we're too good for her and drove off. She wasn't nothing near as nice as the lass that came onto me.
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I remember going to a sand bike race and walking along the promenade and then these gorgeous group asked me singularly if I wanted a blow-job. I was 17 at the time and that was too much. The main protagonist was 14 I think but looked about 18 and said she'd fuck me if it wasn't that time of month. She was a stunner and I went back to her house to hear her mum scream 'not another lad'. kind of put me off her and the following week I met her mate that I thought was way too skinny. The days went by and my mates asked me if i shagged that lass cos she was so sexy but truth be told I was a virgin and didn't shag a lass till weeks later. Wish I slept with that lass though because she was beautiful, just from a poor background, I don't care for background now

The no-no is beautiful girls asking a 17 year old to be their slave. Now of course this isn't so bad
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I can expand on that story, it's quite tragic for her mates. Sad in fact. They'd phone me for phone sex and arrange a meeting. I went there with one of my top mates from school, saw her coming round the corner and thought we're too good for her and drove off. She wasn't nothing near as nice as the lass that came onto me.
You sound like a massive douchebag.
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blowjobs are not that good, maybe I've just never had a decent one. Don't mind giving oral.

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I remember going to a sand bike race and walking along the promenade and then these gorgeous group asked me singularly if I wanted a blow-job. I was 17 at the time and that was too much. The main protagonist was 14 I think but looked about 18 and said she'd fuck me if it wasn't that time of month. She was a stunner and I went back to her house to hear her mum scream 'not another lad'. kind of put me off her and the following week I met her mate that I thought was way too skinny. The days went by and my mates asked me if i shagged that lass cos she was so sexy but truth be told I was a virgin and didn't shag a lass till weeks later. Wish I slept with that lass though because she was beautiful, just from a poor background, I don't care for background now

The no-no is beautiful girls asking a 17 year old to be their slave. Now of course this isn't so bad
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I can expand on that story, it's quite tragic for her mates. Sad in fact. They'd phone me for phone sex and arrange a meeting. I went there with one of my top mates from school, saw her coming round the corner and thought we're too good for her and drove off. She wasn't nothing near as nice as the lass that came onto me.
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I don't like being shit or pissed on (only tried the latter). I dated a woman in the past who had a thing for urine, both having it hit her body and doing it herself during intercourse. For the latter we used to set a towel on the bed but the smell and sight of a woman peeing on my body was not very pleasant, although it turned her on so I went through with it anyway.

Also don't like anything involving blood (except a bit of period blood) during intercourse (not during oral), nor farting, nor snot.

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