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20. I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas! Are there any people from Texas who are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson

19. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good looking mummy. - Bill Clinton

18. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

17. I'm so smart now. People are always like, "Take your top off." They always want the money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton

16. Let's get something straight: Crack is cheap. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston

15. Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has had a significant effect on so many lives. It's saved lives. I'm happy to be a part of such a great show for so long. - David Hasselhoff

14. It's nothing like changes because nothing changes but the changes. - Gary Busey

13. It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista

12. Why can't you share your bed? I think the most loving thing to do is to share your bed. - Michael Jackson

11. I was recently in a tour in Latin America. My only regret is that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

10. Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson

9. I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson. She's sounding like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid

8. Do I have large frog in my hair? I'm not talking about the look. I feel the sensation like my brain is being eaten right now. - Joaquin Phoenix

7. So many of the people in the Superdome are underprivilged anyway, so this is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush

6. We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

5. Too many OB-GYNs can't practice their love with women these days. - George W. Bush

4. What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that bad? - Paris Hilton

3. Q: Did you visit the Parthenon when you were in Greece. I can't really remember the names of the clubs I went to. - Shaquille O'Neal

2. I've never wanted to got to Japan because I don't like fish. That's why I've never been to Africa. - Britney Spears

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1. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold S.... however you spell it

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is this chicken or fish? -jessica simspon-

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haha, #11

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stupid barbara BUSHHH!!!

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IVANA IS PRETTY BUT SHE'S REALLY DUMB!

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20. I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas! Are there any people from Texas who are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson

19. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good looking mummy. - Bill Clinton

18. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

17. I'm so smart now. People are always like, "Take your top off." They always want the money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton

16. Let's get something straight: Crack is cheap. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston

15. Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has had a significant effect on so many lives. It's saved lives. I'm happy to be a part of such a great show for so long. - David Hasselhoff

14. It's nothing like changes because nothing changes but the changes. - Gary Busey

13. It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista

12. Why can't you share your bed? I think the most loving thing to do is to share your bed. - Michael Jackson

11. I was recently in a tour in Latin America. My only regret is that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

10. Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea. - Jessica Simpson

9. I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson. She's sounding like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid

8. Do I have large frog in my hair? I'm not talking about the look. I feel the sensation like my brain is being eaten right now. - Joaquin Phoenix

7. So many of the people in the Superdome are underprivilged anyway, so this is working very well for them. - Barbara Bush

6. We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

5. Too many OB-GYNs can't practice their love with women these days. - George W. Bush

4. What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that bad? - Paris Hilton

3. Q: Did you visit the Parthenon when you were in Greece. I can't really remember the names of the clubs I went to. - Shaquille O'Neal

2. I've never wanted to got to Japan because I don't like fish. That's why I've never been to Africa. - Britney Spears

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1. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold S.... however you spell it

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Wow, what can I say about that?
you been watching VH1?

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All the quotes are great but I admit my fave is Shaquille O'Neil.

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Arnold S.... however you spell it
That's quite ironic in a thread like this, isn't it ?
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6. We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd
Imagine the look on the team's face when he said that
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#11 and #3 are just great. But all are fine. I have funny quotes from current president of USA somewhere in my journal so you can read them if you want .

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Here is another one that can make that list

My girlfriend is not asian she is thai (drew gooden nba player)

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8. Do I have large frog in my hair? I'm not talking about the look. I feel the sensation like my brain is being eaten right now. - Joaquin Phoenix
Phoenix is such a brooding man and sometimes weird, but I don't think he should be included in this list. There's nothing dumb in what he said (or maybe I'm just a huge Phoenix fan).





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