Argentines are without a doubt the most disdained group in Latin America. Argentines are arrogant, beef-eating tango dancers who are always late. We are also queer, rude, proud, hypocrites, eurocentric and don’t want to be considered south american. why?
We are always looking down on our Latin American neighbors and fancying ourselves a European nation. We flaunt our European ancestry and culture to our Latin American peers, who have mixed or indigenous blood.
The jokes about Argentines are great to know the Argentine stereotype:
An Argentine is a Spanish-speaking Italian who thinks he’s an Englishman and wants to live in Paris.
What is the best business you can do in this life?
To buy an Argentinian for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.
How does an Argentine commit suicide?
He climbs to the top of his ego, then jumps.
What is ego?
Ego is the little Argentine inside each of us.
Why do argentines look up to the sky every time there is a lightning flash?
Because they think god is taking them a photograph.
do you know how to make an Uruguayan?
You mix a Spaniard, an Italian and a some shit, but not a lot, or you could get an Argentine.
how do argentines start their love letters?
"I know you miss me..."
An Argentine was making love to her girlfriend, when she says: Oh, my God.
And he answers: well, in the intimacy you can call me Oscar.
These jokes are old, and have been told by our south american neighbours for ages.
Of course, thats because they envy us. We are better, more intelligent and of European descent.