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Stereotypes of Sweden:

6. We make crappy music - well, depends on taste, but we are the third largest music exporting country after USA and UK, pretty good for a small country with 9 million people.

that is nor true, millencolin and bombshell rocks are two bands I like alot I also know some other bands from there that I have heard and like but I cant remember their names.
Lol I always thoguht they had at least better than average music.

Here is a list of stereotypes:

1. White american hicks and whitetrash love WWE
2. Mulisms blow themselves up to kill people... oh wait
3. Jews are good at business and anything related to money
4. jews are greedy
5. English people are ugly
6. English peole have very bad teeth
7. French people stink (because they dont take showers everyday)
8. Italians are disorganized
9. Asians have small dicks
10. Black people like watermelon and fried chicken.
11. Germans are racist
12. all african countries are poor... oh wait, thats ture, lol
13. Asians eat dogs
14. Russians are drunks and generally mean people.
15. French people are pussies (ie. WWI, WWII)

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Found this on another board:

DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
T hird date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
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Buiying alcohol at the government owned stores, the slogan is like this. "We are happy if you buy our products and even happier if you don't".

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1

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I thought it was around Tromso in Norway
Not a surprise you got that wrong actually. Finland and Sweden have much higher suicide rates than Norway, it's not even close and even the Finns and the Swedes are lower than others.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Yeah, I've noticed how much wine was popular! But your national beer isn't very strong... 3%? It's like drinking a bitter juice. As for vodka, I prefer Polish .
Swedish beer is like shagging in a canoe, then again there are different classes of beer in relation to their strengths, and they even have beer over 5 % though most of it, doesn't have great taste.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Canadians are polite, farm-raised, flannel wearing, beer-drinking moose hunters and they say 'Eh (ay)', 'aboot' and 'thank you kindly' a lot. The only time they don't wear flannel is when they're dressed up in their 'Mountie' uniform.

The ones in the north live in igloos, go ice-fishing, and supply polar bears with Coca-cola for their late night dancing so that the bears can offer it to the penguins as a peace offering when they come to visit.
Oh you've completely ruined my expectations for next year's holiday to Canada now... you mean it's really not like that? I'm shattered

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Swedish beer is like shagging in a canoe, then again there are different classes of beer in relation to their strengths, and they even have beer over 5 % though most of it, doesn't have great taste.


Somalian and GWH, if you refer to the 3% folköl that you buy outside Systembolaget I agree it's pretty crappy, but Swedish regular beer (5%) is no worse than Norwegian or even Danish. Go to Germany, Belgium, UK or Czech Rep if you want good beer.

The real shagging in a canoe beer is actually Australian (could be North American though)


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kajonie, forgot about Canadians being ice hockey obsessed.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Buiying alcohol at the government owned stores, the slogan is like this. "We are happy if you buy our products and even happier if you don't".
gotta love it, the same with gambling.


I don't like hypocrites, but even worse are the ones who think it's OK to be an asshole as long as you are not hypocritical.
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Somalian and GWH, if you refer to the 3% folköl that you buy outside Systembolaget I agree it's pretty crappy, but Swedish regular beer (5%) is no worse than Norwegian or even Danish. Go to Germany, Belgium, UK or Czech Rep if you want good beer.

The real shagging in a canoe beer is actually Australian (could be North American though)
As if I would drink folköl. I don't have much class, but more than enough not to drink that. Norrlands Guld is drinkable, but as you said German, Czech, Belgian and even Austrian beers are of a better standard.

As for the Aussie beer that would be XXXX or VB which would make cats piss seem tasty.

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Icelanders

They are all inbred Vikings
have the same DNA
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drink Black Death
like to fight though not as much as the Faroese
ask every non-related person on Iceland how much do they enjoy their country

On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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