ArseClown Champs - That Two of This Years Favs Under Scrutiny
September 20, 2006 - 12:39PM - REUTERS
THIS JUST IN - Doping allegations in the Arse Clown Champs
There is reason to believe, that two of this year's most high profile entrants, have been making performance enhancing posts in order to prolong their activity in this year's competition.
Late yesterday afternoon, one of the members from the Croatard Club was seen making a bold attempt to engage in cyber-sexual activity with a prominent Canadian entrant, while also talking out of his arse telling officials that the rules are unfair and that the scoring system ought to be changed. The only plausible explanation behind all of this, is a missing chromosome of some sort...
The other poster to come under fire, is the Greek God himself, and #1 seed. He was seen making "masking" posts - these are commonly used to cover up a severe lack of self esteem, and general human contact.
The following deluded posts indicate that the Greek guru has been a user and abuser for so long, that he has lost all awareness and sense of reality.
How many of you actually play tennis?
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An official enquiry is now underway.