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The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny

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Hey Rubber...does he swallow too?
how stupid do you have to be to post that? or how old do you have to be? 11? 12?

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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny

also in the same thread...he posted this
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oh and your 'Adam Sucks' signature is great...do you spit or swallow?


and no one responded...than he tryed again with the post above



why does he want to know so bad? he has Beckham avatar and wants to know if adam or i spit of swallow?



i win again you jackass

i rest my case

we have an idiot on our hands...

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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny

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Most ridiculous part about tennis is doubles.

Not only are doubles for fat or out of shape players who can't play alone, but doubles always clog up the ORDER OF PLAY schedule and only about 2 or 3% of the tennis fans in the world actually care to watch doubles.

What's next...bowling doubles? Golfing doubles?

Such a stupid sport and don't know how any could like doubles. Now just get rid of it already and make tennis a better sport. If you're too fat to play singles, get in shape like every other athlete.
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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny

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you heard it here first

Scoville Jenkins is a star in the making. Not many people can move like this kid and it's time for him to make a name for himself on the World stage. As long as he stays away from the doubles faults, he can crack the TOP 50 within the next 6 months.

Rafa is going down in Round 2 after Sco takes care of Bastl here.


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the first time he tryed the doubles bs...
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Doubles tennis is the biggest joke on earth. If it were up to me I would eliminate it and stop wasting everyone's time. We have had this discussion several times over the last few weeks and enough is enough.

Doubles tennis is stupid because:


1) It was invented by fat out of shape people who don't have the stamina to play alone on one side of the court

2) Would you watch Boxing Doubles? Enough said...

3) Who the hell wants to wait an extra 25 minutes to see their favorite singles player come on the court because they have to finish a bullshit doubles match.

4) Who watches it? Nobody...stop wasting our time.

5) If you can't play singles, get a life or go play another sport.

6) Doubles should be played in recreational parks only...by senior citizens or fat people.


I apologize in advance if I offended anyone with these comments but they are the truth. I know all the little kids will run and bad rep but I don't give a shit. Doubles is the biggest waste of time and the ATP would be smart to get rid of it and possibly expand the size of some tournaments.




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and the best of one all time

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your stuidper than me

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Is something wrong with... 08-18-2006 05:28 PM Mistaflava Go fuck yourself you fuckin faggot. Dont bad rep me like a little bitch. Ill knock your fuckin teeth out.
really.

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Oh my God people are trying SOOO hard.
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Is Mistaflava unbeatable.

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also in the same thread...he posted this

and no one responded...than he tryed again with the post above



why does he want to know so bad? he has Beckham avatar and wants to know if adam or i spit of swallow?



i win again you jackass

i rest my case


we have an idiot on our hands...
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do you gag?



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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny




do you crave attention penis party boy? Was your nerd sausage fest a success?

You remind me of those Columbine kids...this is the way they went out.




Spit or swallow Ducky?
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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny

Not only that, you're a college kid and you report people's posts?




So the final conclusion would be that you're a sausage loving fuckin loser snitch bitch?




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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny




'Adam Sucks'


Your siggy says it all...
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Re: The winner of the Arse Clown Tourny

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

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