Re: Rank Star Wars movies from best to worst
A New Hope - by far the best film, Alec Guiness produces a performance for the ages, making the rest of the cast look amatuer (I guess they mostly were).
Empire Strikes Back - Another classic, though didn't think it was as clever as the first.
Differing shades of average to awful:
Revenge of the Sith - Simply for the Anakin burning scene, very funny. Actually a half decent movie. Ian McDiarmid gets close to Guiness levels with his energy, great performance there.
Return of the Jedi - overated, terrible ending, way to many plot strands, Emperor saves it again.
Force Awakens - rehash of the first film, 0 originality, pathetic. Finn was decent I guess.
Phantom Menace - Fuck you Lucas, truly awful, Red Letter Media rips this shit apart on YouTube. Decent lightsaber battle at the end but truly tragic.
Attack of the Clowns - boring trash. Dreadful, at least Jar Jar Binks was agrivating, felt nothing over this, a void, much like the acting.
Originally Posted by SliceAce
As for Mugray, what can be said? A disgusting human being, and awful player, and a choking pushing mug. He looks like a kemo patient, bald spots, hairless legs, pasty blotchy skin, busted teeth, and an ugly, snarling face. Typical antics all came out in this match: faking injuries, grimacing and cursing, trying to peg Fed, trying to start drama, undeserved final based on an exhausted old man and a joke draw.
I'm no Fakervic fan but he needs to save tennis, sadly tree trunk legs will be fresh. Interesting he's never questioned....
Last edited by TigerTim; 12-26-2016 at 07:37 PM.