first one kinda alright but nothing special. Second Presley would be rolling in his sleep.
Third, depends. I had Asian friend with that one and I thought it suited him. He tied it up as a bun at the end though.
At the end of Federer's first round match at the Australian Open a fawning interviewer asked about his kids and if he had bought coach Stefan Edberg a birthday present - no, by the way, the privilege of knocking up with 'King Roger' was enough of a present apparently.