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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 08-11-2006, 10:16 AM Thread Starter
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I'm helping someone get laid

Yes that is right. I am helping someone get laid.

I'm a sex therapist by nature. I know someone who is in his 50's. He's been married over 30 years or 27 years and he said there's no sex and when you've been married that long, she isn't interested.

So I gave him tips and advice and a plan to do Saturday night which his wife won't say no to. If he used it on any female, they would jump him. I'm sure of it. So Saturday night, he is taking my advice.

I won't say what it is because I don't want to share just yet. It's a trick of the trade. Something to keep close to my chest. But I will be seeing him Monday morning and I'll let you all know if my plan worked, if he got laid.
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The most interesting is your advice now. I really wanna know.

"Where there is love, there is life."
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Shouldn't you help yourself get laid before helping others?
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Adam, I have a girlfriend so there's no problem there in that area.
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Mind you, I havn't had sex for about 2 months, however, there's more important things in a relationship than just sex. I'm quite happy how things are going.
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Mind you, I havn't had sex for about 2 months, however, there's more important things in a relationship than just sex. I'm quite happy how things are going.
Please tell me you havent been dating this girl for 2 months or more?
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We were on for just over 3 months, then off for about 2 months, got back together last Saturday night.
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Did you use the technique you suggested to your mate?

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Adam, I have a girlfriend so there's no problem there in that area.
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Did you use the technique you suggested to your mate?
Yes, I have used it.
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My signature sucked so I made this one instead.
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post #12 of 42 (permalink) Old 08-12-2006, 08:35 AM
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On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".


Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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Good to see that Bolar is posting quality threads again.

I guess we all are waiting for the news on Monday and I think it will work.
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I need help from Bolar

It's just not happening for me at the moment
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So, Bolar - the results are in. How'd he go?
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