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Shut myself in the hotel room, talk sweet words with MTF, watch Del Goatro sweep the Gold 6 54.55%
Go out to the bars and meet the local Girlfriend 5 45.45%
Eat a Pizza 4 36.36%
Get tipsy with the locals and tell stories 4 36.36%
Spend more money then my account will allow on a bike. 2 18.18%
Meet with the ministry of Sports and start a basketball team in my local community. 2 18.18%
Eat some delicious dog meat. 1 9.09%
Never change Cringechi > 4 36.36%
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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-13-2016, 08:19 AM Thread Starter
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Help Drunkchi to decide how the weekend should be spent?

Hello MTF long time no post. I am living the paradise life right now in Timor Leste and am enjoying work, community, dancing, drinking, networking, etc.

Tonight I have snuck off to the capital city and plan on using the semi decent internet here to watch the Olympic Gold match. I'm here until Monday and have not made my schedule yet. I will let MTF decide my adventure because we have not had decent contact in 9 months.

I will be visiting host family relatives early in the morning so that is something to be considered.

Here are some options.

1. Shut myself in the hotel room and talk sweet words with MTF and watch Del Goatro sweep the Gold Medal
2. Go out to the bars and meet the local Girlfriend
3. Eat a Pizza
4. Get tipsy with the locals and tell stories
5. Spend more money then my account will allow on a bike.
6. Meet with the ministry of Sports and start a basketball team in my local community.
7. Eat some delicious dog meat.
8. Fuck off Cringechi

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Re: Help Drunkchi to decide how the weekend should be spent?

These poll options sound like a perfect evening. Would love to be there too

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Kowchi dear, watching Del Goatro is a MUST, not an option! Hope that helped. Anyway, have a nice weekend, watch some Olympics if you can and have fun!

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Hey, how you doing Loopchi? Nice to see you using the portuguese country name.


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You should start with a breakfast meeting with the ministry of Sports. Share some delicious dog meat with him. He'll say "Fuck off Cringechi", so you'll say "Fuck basketball, I'll be a cyclist instead", so you'll buy a bike with money you don't have.
You'll use the bike to go to the center and meet some locals where you'll tell some stories, like the story of how Del Goatro will routine Nadull in two easy sets.
It's night so you'll take the local girlfriend to eat a pizza and later you'll go to the bars and you'll get her drunk so it makes it easier to bring her to your hotel room. That's where you'll sit with her to watch the Delpo vs Nadal match and heavily post on the MTF live commentary, despise the obvious moves your girlfriend is trying to make, because as we all know: tennis+mtf > sex.

with this you have made all the options. have a nice weekend
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Re: Help Drunkchi to decide how the weekend should be spent?

Well what really happened.

1. Drank a nice %12 beer and freshened up.
2. Called the local girl and got the in's for "next time" (Which is about one month )
3. Met some Americans at a local bar and one who will post a video about my community and I (Yes the video is corny)
4. After joined up with the local Timorese butcher and larger than life Australian bar owner and had about one beer.
5. Joined the large bellied Australian Owner and Timorese butcher to go fix up the Butchers tattoo
6. They stocked up on large amounts of alcohol to my suprise
7. Got to the tattoo shop and hung out for about an hour sharing some quality whiskey and listening to Red hot chili peppers
8. The butcher got branded with the Bar's Initials (done personally from the drunk owner )
9. Ate some indonesian Food and got hooked up with a cute Indonesian girl ( Mr. Sauvechi speaking the local language )
10. Got back to the bar and it was packed with people and music
11. Did some salsa dancing with one of the waiters
12. Got more drunk with the Butcher and played some pool (he's a cool guy)
13. Ate some French Fries (chips) with the Australians
14. Played some drunken pool (billiards)
15. About 10:30 pm ready to go back but the butcher was too drunk to drive (he already bumped into the light post )
16. Australian Bro drove him and myself back
17. Was decently drunk at this point and got back to the hotel, tried to sneak in without the old front desk guy bothering me.
18. He see's me and runs over to me saying my clean clothes are ready.
19. I thank him and promise him a European girlfriend the next time he comes by
20. I open up the room and throw my clothes on the bed and go on a mission to look for coffee and peanuts
21. I stumble out and go to a local Portugese bread shop and Indonesian store looking for coffee (mind you it's about 11 at night).
22. I cheaply bargain my way down for 20cent coffee and $1 bag of peanuts
23. As I come back to the room I realize I do not have my key
24. Que panic mode. I am for certain I left it one of the stores or I left it back at the bar. I rush back to both the places cursing at myself.
25. I spend 20 minutes going to both places, but alas they have seen no signs of the key.
26. As I walk back to the hotel I suddenly remember I had just put clothes inside the room.
27. Shamefully ask the front desk to open the door for me.
28. The key was right on the desk the whole time ( ) disaster averted
29. I still have one hour until the Murray match starts and I'm already decently gone.
30. Make 1.5 liters of Coffee. Yes 1.5 liters with two instant coffee packets.
31. Shake that bad boy up and taste my ungodly brown creation....no it did not taste good at all, but you do what you have to do to watch tennis
32. End up playing Mount and Blade Warband on my comp for 40 minutes trying to drink the crummy instant coffee I made
33. Finally 12:00 hits and the match is going to start. Open the bad boy up on my phone (phone internet is better than WIFI )
34. Drakula stream ain't working and I'm feeling drowsy
35. Browse pictures of Italian pizza and then fall asleep
36. Wake up to Del Potro def Nadal
37. Head feels a little off but my heart feels like:::

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Haha classic Loopchi!

There's more streaming options than draculastream.
Try oletv or livetv.sx or vipboxtv

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How about you work on your tennis game

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Well what really happened.

19. I thank him and promise him a European girlfriend the next time he comes by

I hope this is the nickname of some local cocktail you could make him. Or a cheeky way of offering your own ass for someone's pleasure.
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