The best bad rep I ever got was from Jim Jones ...
Kapranos wrote a post to me that said, "You should try pussy sometimes, that would make a change of the carrots and penises you always seem to have up your ass."
I replied, "I thought about trying pussy once, but then I saw your mom's herpes-ridden, bacteria-oozing, saggy labia."
Jim Jones bad-repped me with this: "Well at least you thought about pussy. It is the thought that counts. But I shall still give you a bad rep because I feel that you don't try enough."