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Talking A lesson in Sex Ed.

LMAO! OKay I'll be the teacher, okay lets start, any questions?


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meeeee

How do babies come to this wonderful world??




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LMAO!

Okay the woman gets pregnant, then ya know, the baby pops out after 9 months.

NEXT!!!


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how does the woman get pregnant??? because of a big bird???


how does a guy realize he is gay???

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1. A woman gets pregnant when a man fills the woman up with sperm, and then one of the sperms fertilizes one of her eggs. Once that's done, the woman will become pregnant.

2. I think that its natural that a guy thinks he's gay. No one tells him he's gay. He himself gets attracted to men, not woman.


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thanks Miss Cucumber


* Does size matter??

* too big or too small ?? what do u prefer miss cucumber??

* short or long time???? what do u prefer??


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NO MORE QUESTIONS NOW ALLIE!! UR A GOOD TEACHER ON MSN!!

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ohhhhhh

u dirte teacher miss cucumber


you are corrupting this inocent boy


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* Does size matter??

* too big or too small ?? what do u prefer miss cucumber??

* short or long time???? what do u prefer??


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1. Size surely does matter, I like them big.

2. I like them big. lmao!

3. long time, definitely long time.....mmmmmm......oh yeah....


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Hey! He'll learn someday anyways!!!

*alexis, quit drinking, really, quit drinking*


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DEFINE WILD SEX!!
And this ones for Mr Danny, what does it feel like when *it* comes out.
And what is it about the cream that you enjoy Alexis??

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GOD THIS IS DIRTY!!! Im getting sick!

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well, it feels good , but it depends where it comes out

u see, if it is in your ...... it is a lot of plesure but if it is in your ...

then u feel somethnig hot and wet, lol

ok, i feel sick now .....




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Wild sex can be defined in many ways, I won't get into details because it will be too graphic for this website.


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Good heavens! There's no where left for us prudes to post

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